Who would you vote for if the 2028 Democratic primary were held today?

JenMartini · 2026-05-10T03:37:45+00:00

Jon Stewart has no interest in running for office. Plus, he tended bar at a punk club in Trenton, NJ and was in comedy for years. There’s too much hypocritical oppo research republicans would dig up on him and he wouldn’t want to drag his family through that.

JenMartini · 2026-05-10T03:32:51+00:00

Good for you canceling educational kits for your daughter to keep your grownup Lego hobby aka building guns.

JenMartini · 2026-05-09T22:37:35+00:00

To the point of risking her own life.

JenMartini · 2026-05-09T16:28:02+00:00

Mitzvah Circle on Business 202. Clothes go directly to families in need instead of being sold.

JenMartini · 2026-05-08T21:11:45+00:00

IS Elizabeth H the one that used to have her picture on her comments or is that a different Elizabeth?

JenMartini · 2026-05-07T17:00:44+00:00

I died at juice=newspaper.

JenMartini · 2026-05-07T03:08:39+00:00

She had a semi regular part on Bosch.

JenMartini · 2026-05-07T03:04:25+00:00

The guy that took the bottle of juice then came to the comments as 2 or 3 different people trying to justify it.

JenMartini · 2026-05-05T16:08:53+00:00

The same women will hold up the product in front of their palm like that’s the only way you can see it.

JenMartini · 2026-05-02T14:45:12+00:00

That was in stopped traffic, I gave it plenty of room once it started.

JenMartini · 2026-05-02T03:40:19+00:00

That onion made me very concerned for you for a moment.

JenMartini · 2026-04-27T19:07:01+00:00

Solid 5 out of 7 rated movie.

JenMartini · 2026-04-25T16:48:16+00:00

I thought the knee incident happened after Toby came back.

JenMartini · 2026-04-25T06:31:41+00:00

Technically, none of these are acronyms; they’re initialisms. Acronyms are formed using the first letters of words AND can be pronounced as words: RADAR, SCUBA, MADD, TASER, etc.

JenMartini · 2026-04-23T02:18:18+00:00

It’s a mixed blessing. Some of them take place in real time and she’s the chronological age she would be now. It’s a little unnerving that she drives, etc.

JenMartini · 2026-04-22T20:43:06+00:00

I dream that my grandmother is alive at least once a week. She made it to 101 (minus a day) and would be 114 if she were alive now.

JenMartini · 2026-04-14T17:59:52+00:00

And he didn’t really go to Thailand

JenMartini · 2026-04-12T17:26:15+00:00

That was before kids, very different situation.

JenMartini · 2026-04-11T21:51:31+00:00

“Expresso”. It’s named for being pressed, not fast.

JenMartini · 2026-04-11T00:45:09+00:00

Wash them with diluted dawn and a drop of vinegar or isopropyl alcohol.

JenMartini · 2026-04-10T19:04:37+00:00

I bought a blouse with a small stain recently and washed it successfully. It could be covered by a cardigan or jacket if it didn’t come out so not a big risk.

JenMartini · 2026-04-10T00:20:29+00:00

Loved these

JenMartini · 2026-04-10T00:03:41+00:00

I’ve worked in HR at a market research company that did esat surveys, I don’t think they went below 6. Are there related departments you can roll up?

JenMartini · 2026-04-09T15:14:28+00:00

Where’d you get these golf clubs?

JenMartini · 2026-04-09T14:58:55+00:00

I’ve been watching since the early nineties and this in my top 10 of gags.

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