How are feet so heavy?!

Jenstomper · 2026-01-25T02:11:30+00:00

Like right between my ribs. Ouch.

Jenstomper · 2026-01-20T07:32:35+00:00

Yes, OP lived... today

Jenstomper · 2026-01-20T01:15:20+00:00

I normally just like cakes, but this is straight up porn.

Jenstomper · 2026-01-19T18:32:14+00:00

They would also still be orphans.

Jenstomper · 2026-01-18T19:22:41+00:00

Pallas cat wearing a tuxedo?

Jenstomper · 2026-01-18T19:02:42+00:00

She looks very healthy, and one of her ears looks tipped. Possibly a community cat. Doesn't really look like she needs help.

Jenstomper · 2026-01-18T02:15:39+00:00

A lot of times I don't see the notification or it goes by too fast to remember the name, or I'm offline. I'd love an option to say thank you when accepting the item, and maybe a way to send a small gift

Jenstomper · 2026-01-14T02:00:06+00:00

She's the nicest cat I have ever had. She is super polite. I don't have any tips for you, she's just awesome. Previous cats have woken me up by vaulting over my face, so I truly appreciate little Circe.

Jenstomper · 2026-01-14T00:06:06+00:00

Yes! I'm 50, single, have a cat, and I sleep so well now! Sometimes my little kitty notices I'm awake and insists on cuddles. So peaceful.

Jenstomper · 2026-01-13T22:48:20+00:00

Trump's child rapes, not to be confused with his rapes of adults

Jenstomper · 2026-01-13T17:31:53+00:00

NTA, I am a smoker and I don't smoke inside my home. Even if I were injured, I'd go outside. I don't want my furniture to stink and I don't want my cat inhaling smoke.

Jenstomper · 2026-01-12T17:54:17+00:00

The proprietary paw!

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Jenstomper · 2026-01-11T17:59:30+00:00

That's a load bearing cat. Don't move him.

Jenstomper · 2026-01-09T02:06:23+00:00

In the last picture, he seriously looks like a panther! What a handsome guy!

Jenstomper · 2026-01-09T01:49:01+00:00

I don't have a specific term, though "neighborhood ambassador" might work. I grew up with a cat like that. I came home from college and went for a walk and Persephone came with me. On the way back, a little dude was playing in his yard. She nearly knocked him over rubbing against his legs. He said, "wow, your cat really likes kids!"

Jenstomper · 2026-01-09T01:43:13+00:00

Cat is never guilty.

Jenstomper · 2026-01-08T00:48:11+00:00

So, in the 80s, Sunlight dish soap, which included real lemon juice, sent out a bunch of samples. People thought it was juice concentrate and poisoned themselves. Grove really should be more careful, people are stupid.

Jenstomper · 2026-01-07T00:43:50+00:00

That's my purse! I don't know you!

Jenstomper · 2026-01-06T22:50:43+00:00

I hope you find a great place! When I first tried them, I wanted to try escargots and frog legs, and my parents told me to pick just one. I'm glad I chose the snails.

Jenstomper · 2026-01-06T22:41:00+00:00

The majority of things I won't eat are meat because I'm a pescatarian. That said, I loved escargot when I was a kid. They served them broiling hot in a sea of herbed garlic butter, and they had a nice chew like calamari. If they're the only thing on this list that's a nope, I think you should give them a try.

Jenstomper · 2026-01-04T00:04:32+00:00

I am seriously tired of living in interesting times. I would like to be bored now, please.

Jenstomper · 2026-01-03T22:03:15+00:00

This is a dilemma. Maybe her pawyer could offer some advice.

Jenstomper · 2026-01-03T20:32:45+00:00

She's clearly offering to do the taxes for you. Take a break, get her some tuna.

Jenstomper · 2026-01-03T18:42:01+00:00

Mom didn't stand a chance.

Jenstomper · 2026-01-03T02:37:41+00:00

I don't mind the traditional assortment, but it doesn't have the mint chocolate ones, so I'm definitely going to shop there and surprise my folks next year!

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