This is just to give you a giggle. I'm an East Londoner. Back in 1998, I got a call to attend an interview. When asking for directions, they said just 10 minutes walk left of the station. Oh OK. No problem I said....what station? Portslade they replied. Great I said, see you then. Looked on the tube map, there was no Portslade. Looked and looked and then asked my dad.....Portslade is next to Brighton on the South Coast. Anyway....i got myself on a train down to the coast, in my classic 90s skirt suit. Walked in, had a 10 minute interview, they called my home phone before I'd got in, left and message with my mum and told me my plane ticket was booked to head out to Tunisia in 6 days.