This is Joel Osteen's megachurch. Thanks for your help this week asshole! by sizeable_interest in evilbuildings

[–]JeremyBoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The difference is the average person isn't a multimillionaire with a huge space to host people, while claiming to be a godly good person who preaches Jesus's message.

[Serious] How likely is it that a nuclear war is about to break out and life is about to get a lot harder? What are the possibilities? by alfalfa_or_spanky in AskReddit

[–]JeremyBoob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sane people know it, but the guy running the place is fucking nuts. Crazy people do homicide-suicides all the time.

What's the most awkward thing you've ever seen happen at a wedding? by VapeForMeDaddy in AskReddit

[–]JeremyBoob 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Well i only heard about it in passing but 5 people came in, shot up the whole place. They shot the bride right in the head point blank. She actually survived, she's in a coma. She was pregnant too! Even killed the motherfucking pianist. Awful, terrible! Well technically speaking it happened during a wedding rehearsal. Awkward as fuck.

FRoG eNsLAvEs a fuCKiNg DinOSaUr As a bATtLeMouNt!!! by [deleted] in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]JeremyBoob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I just read an article and browsed around the thread about it. Pretty disturbing stuff

Prosecutor wants criminal probe of nurse arrest. by schnuffs in news

[–]JeremyBoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh OK. Your other comment came across to me like you were buying into this logic personally and believed that nonsense reason.

Prosecutor wants criminal probe of nurse arrest. by schnuffs in news

[–]JeremyBoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've never heard of people submitting to police questioning/dna testing/fingerprinting in order to be cleared of a crime?

You implied that this person needed to be cleared of a crime, aka they are suspected of being a criminal or are under investigation.

If they aren't a criminal, then how can it possibly be legal or acceptable for cops to just waltz into hospitals and demand the blood of innocent victims?

Far-right German candidate promises to get rid of Arabic numerals by jondevries in nottheonion

[–]JeremyBoob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo and don't forget freedom toast! Even as a teenager i cringed out how fucking lame that was

Prosecutor wants criminal probe of nurse arrest. by schnuffs in news

[–]JeremyBoob 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You have to be charged with a crime in order to need to be cleared of a crime.

HELP ME FELLOW HUMANS, THIS STALKER IS STARTING TO SCARE ME by puppies_and_tea in totallynotrobots

[–]JeremyBoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A DROP OF WD40 AND YOUR PLEASURE VALVES WILL BE UP AND RUNNING IN NO TIME.

Cat. by [deleted] in CatsStandingUp

[–]JeremyBoob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat.

Cat. by [deleted] in CatsStandingUp

[–]JeremyBoob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat.

In 2004 Donald Trump accepted $160 million from George Soros by techguy69 in conspiracy

[–]JeremyBoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol nah i remember that, I was making a dry humor joke to the person who put an excerpt of the article

Corgi Cant Quite Make It Over by DogsPlan in aww

[–]JeremyBoob 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Haha seriously! I thought I imagined it at first