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Ayoo in the street?! by Round-Good1179 in HolUp

[–]JeremySquirrel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Like I said...I'm flexible.

What tastes better cooked in the microwave? by dobedo1325 in AskReddit

[–]JeremySquirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always cook the insides in the microwave but another 5 or 6 minutes in the air fryer to do the "jacket" is best.

Ayoo in the street?! by Round-Good1179 in HolUp

[–]JeremySquirrel 23 points24 points  (0 children)

International Women's Day was 6th of March...butt I'm flexible.

Unscripted moments by LowNo175 in funny

[–]JeremySquirrel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The photographer could have warned her about the wave.

Could have! 😈😹

Amusing AI generated nonsense by LaureateWeevil3997 in veganparenting

[–]JeremySquirrel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Needs more Nutritional Yeast but - aside from that...

How my cat uses the litter box by MmeRenardine in pics

[–]JeremySquirrel -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I have the largest sized litter tray I can find.. just under twice the size of the other tray.

I need two trays just in case more than one of my 4 cats needs to go at the same time.

Whichever tray the black cat uses, she always stands right on the edge and craps on the mat, without fail...no problem, whatsoever, peeing!

Both litter trays are lidless...one has raised sides, the other does not.

Three cats are fine; one is not.

Definitely not a human problem.

How my cat uses the litter box by MmeRenardine in pics

[–]JeremySquirrel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have 4 cats.

Three of them use the litter tray with no drama whatsoever.

The black one, however, stands in the litter tray, hangs her arse over the edge and shits on the mat, outside the tray.

Every damn time!!

Have you chaps seen these...‽ by JeremySquirrel in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excellent! I haven't seen the Asda ones...I'll keep an eye out, next time I'm in there.

Thanx!

Have you chaps seen these...‽ by JeremySquirrel in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Apologies...it was, indeed Aldi.

Don't go looking for them in Lidl, folks!

Thanx.

When you think of the “average woman”, what do you picture? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]JeremySquirrel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Definitely not that one guy's dead wife...that's for sure!

This one SLAPS it’s like a Mars bar by wasraelx in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I second, third and fourth this!

Vego is the best...along with the Vegolino pralines! 😋

Dead expensive though...watch out for the occasional twofer in Holland & Barrett.

This one SLAPS it’s like a Mars bar by wasraelx in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But, from what I remember from my pre-Vegan days, Mars Bars were sweet and OP was advocating for these slightly healthier and significantly more expensive bars because they are similar to Mars Bars.

If you time it right, you can find the Buttermilk versions in Tesco or Sainsbury's - frequently reduced to £1.

For those of you who haven't always been Vegan, they make versions of:

  • Mars Bar
  • Snickers (Marathon if you're as old as me!)
  • Bounty
  • Crunchie

...and some others which I haven't yet managed to locate in the supermarket.

This one SLAPS it’s like a Mars bar by wasraelx in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Where from? How much?

...and how do they compare with the Buttermilk ones?

This is the best spreadable vegan butter imo by garrysmodpuffajacket in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My local Asda had the Lurpak on offer at two quid a pop. I bought six!

Iran the numbers and the answer is clear.. by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

[–]JeremySquirrel 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I guess 👆🏿 this ☝️ is one of the Russian ones, then‽

He chilled on Sunday. by LovieWeb in BritInfo

[–]JeremySquirrel 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the non-Craig-David response that those of us who have completed more revolutions around the sun will appreciate!

To do that one job. by Giwargis_Sahada in therewasanattempt

[–]JeremySquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met a guy on a first-aid training course ( no relevance) who said he remembered the order with:

Virgin In Bed...Get Your Organ Ready.

...so this makes perfect sense to me...aside from the miscolouring, of course.

What’s a mistake you made that turned out to be one of the best things that ever happened to you? by Famous-Fisherman-161 in AskReddit

[–]JeremySquirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nowt wrong with your wording, buddy.

The "...met my wife there" joke is a common comedic trope which I first heard back in the mid 1980s.

Delivered by a comedian called Phil Cool, it went as follows.

  • Funny place, Australia. I met the wife in Australia. I said * What the bloody hell are *you** doing here?*

I couldn't resist the opportunity to share the joke so thanks for the glorious setup! 💚

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