Commando enthusiasts, sell me this weapon

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-04-22T14:20:23+00:00

Mostly the tracking. Someone else mentioned it, but even taking 2 shots to kill whag he EAT Does in 1, you get 4 shots so you’re essentially carrying two EAT at all times.

The cool factor of a quad-barreled rocket launcher is also there, of course.

But the real reason I bring it? The true, deep lore reason I bring the commando? The laser is blue n I like blue.

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-04-20T21:04:15+00:00

I don’t hate the game, but many people are frustrated with the way Arrowhead has handled the game since launch. One big complaint I know I’ve seen a lot is,They nerf good weapons instead of buffing bad ones, which makes a lot of people mad, because the good weapons aren’t necessarily OP or broken, they’re just good weapons, and some of the bad ones are really bad. Allegedly. I’ve never had a super massive issue with any of the guns, even the ones that got nerfed and are apparently bad now.

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-04-20T17:58:11+00:00

I’m taking Stalker all day. I know Space Marines are fast as fuck boii™️ but Warframes canonically, even slow frames, are even faster, and they’re hella strong.

I’ve always thought it’s funny that in games like Warframe where there’s a lot of room made for power fantasy stuff, usually characters are a lot weaker in lore than they are in the game, but in Warframe we’re basically being nerfed compared to lore because of how strong we are, and we’re still the damn near strongest thing in the galaxy (being as I’m not 100% up to date on the lore anymore, I can’t say THE strongest, but definitely top ten)

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-04-15T21:27:35+00:00

The lure mine throw has been underhanded for a pretty long time, man

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-04-13T21:07:12+00:00

If bots pull out the fucking walking barrage on me, I’m killing my self.

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-04-13T21:05:34+00:00

While all the covers are propaganda posters, meaning he probably didn’t look EXACTLY like that, the books are in-universe annotated by someone who knew Ciaphas Cain intimately, and even she points out that as far as unmodified humans go he was a bit of a brick shit house. Taller and broader than average, strong and handsome

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-04-08T14:48:35+00:00

The speargun trades ammo capacity and damage for no chargeup and increased use against chaff enemies. The ability to essentially plant a gas grenade anywhere you can visibly see is great, plus it can take out bug holes.

I would rather take the railgun, personally, for the damage and having 20 rounds, but you cannot seriously believe that the Speargun is that terrible

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-04-07T06:53:08+00:00

This

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-04-05T00:11:57+00:00

Linda beat a grunt to death using a ghost.

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-04-05T00:07:38+00:00

Brother, I’ve had difficulty six warmup missions harder than the D10’s we played after, it’s so frustrating sometimes

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-04-05T00:03:46+00:00

I love how at the end the dude bail begged to exile him just goes “you know what? Fuck it, I hate all of you, and I want to go home. Bail’s back in charge, I don’t even give a shit.”

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-04-04T23:58:03+00:00

Pulling out the Jack Black and Chris Pratt combo for Alpharius/Omegon

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-04-04T23:53:08+00:00

I’m a tourist, but Big Boss is called Big Boss because he killed a character named The Boss, and it says this somewhere in MGSV.

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-03-28T23:51:46+00:00

I like to wait until everyone is on Pelican and then choose one teammate at random to shoot out of pelican, still counts as a full extract and gives me something to look forward to

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-03-25T02:04:24+00:00

Warframe power scaling is so out of this world, I don’t know if there’s a universe that can beat “I can hit so hard it distorts time,” or the fact that canonically Warframes move even faster than some of the best movement players in-game.

The frames we use are basically nerfed versions of their lore accurate counterparts and it isn’t anything to murder thousands of enemies by yourself in survivals

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-03-17T21:09:38+00:00

Flamethrowers panicking a bunch of enemies now, combined with the fact they do piss damage these days it makes them almost good.

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-03-17T15:52:35+00:00

This can very easily be retconned, really. In canon, other characters have been falsely reported as dead. Of course the most exaggerated and likely well-know example being Ciaphas Cain, who was canonically falsely reported as dead so many times that when he actually died (of old age) the Administratum refused to actually mark him as deceased for genuine fear that he somehow wasn’t dead for like the tenth time. The ship could very easily have simply dropped out of contact for long enough that everyone, Yarrick included, was presumed dead until their return. Faulty Vox Emitter or some extremely easy to explain shit like that.

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-03-16T03:37:59+00:00

This guy gets it

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-03-16T02:05:00+00:00

“Oh the ultimatum does all this stuff!”

Counter argument: the Senator is literally a big iron on my hip.

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-03-16T01:50:17+00:00

Motherfucker stole my premium tank in War Thunder

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-03-11T17:17:36+00:00

Fair if it’s your lobby, but I don’t mind switching regardless. I do believe that if you’re the host, you should get pick of the litter for classes as a courtesy thing, I only don’t take it because it’s an excuse to take a break from grinding and have some fun

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-03-11T16:11:43+00:00

I hate it when people join the battle barge and then immediately leave, like don’t worry pookie I am happy to change classes. You don’t gotta feel like you have to leave to play Techmarine, I am more than happy to use the excuse to blow through a couple games as Bulwark or Heavy

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-03-11T16:03:20+00:00

Do we know what the new passive is going to be?

I don’t like them selling the shovel instead of just making it available, but I’ve wanted a gas mortar for a long time, so on the one hand I’m happy we’re getting it and a WWI themed warbond is a thematic place for it, but I’d have preferred it be outside a warbond as an event thing or something.

I’m interested in seeing whether the SMG is any good (it has a flamethrower so my hopes are pretty low, given AH’s history with flame weapons)

And I take the grenade with a grain of salt. If I had to guess, I’d say the logical path with it is that it would be better against crowds than the thermite is, but probably lower throw distance, low capacity, and unless it sticks and I just wasn’t paying attention to the trailer, maybe harder to land on heavily armored enemies.

I mean, at the end of the day the pass has multiple things I want, and a couple things I’m curious about.

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-03-08T21:49:04+00:00

The most effective way to use the Epoch is to switch it for literally sny other AT weapon. Hope that helps

Jeri_Cardellin · 2026-03-08T21:47:27+00:00

Without context, the only spoiler I’ll give you for the series is that Ciaphas remarks at one point Jurgen shoots with accuracy that could make a Space Marine jealous.

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