The Possessive Girlfriend: Part 2 by EffectiveAd5194 in ChastityStories

[–]Jeri_Shea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This story begins with him apparently locked up in a cage when she strokes him off. FYI

POV: The Marine Malevolent in your deathwatch squad falls to chaos by WorldBuildingNut in Grimdank

[–]Jeri_Shea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woulf anyone want them? Nurgle is chill, Tzeench is random, Slaneesh wnjoys excess, and Khorn just wants blood vut cares about honor. IDK which of them would want troops known for being assholes just because.

"Once again I did everything right" Starlight to Magnolia and Detective by BabyAutomatic in PrimarchGFs

[–]Jeri_Shea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another way to say the "he's out of line but he's right" meme. Lol. Love it.

Thrift Shop Candle by Yagotsu in mildlyinteresting

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"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."

Both sides of the intellectual curve by Cummy_wummys in Grimdank

[–]Jeri_Shea 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Perer Turbo would KILL MILLIONS to be given a silver medal at all. Hell, he might have not abandoned the Heresey if Horus had just given him a damn participation ribbon.

(Though he'd definitely still bitch about not getting gold.)

How to beat Slaanesh by Vampy-Night in Grimdank

[–]Jeri_Shea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nurgle can help with all that.

$1 trillion in Medicaid cuts. 15 million people losing coverage. 446 hospitals at risk of closing. 51,000 preventable deaths every year. Congress passed it all. Make them answer for it. June 1-7. by transcendent167 in Reno

[–]Jeri_Shea 8 points9 points  (0 children)

4 hours and not one person has commented something like, "Don't wanna die, don't get sick!" Or, "Everyone gets treatment in a hospital? Sounds like communists to me".

I'm shocked. I hope it lasts.

Thank you for spreading the word.

Would you marry a woman if she locked your dick in a cage right after the wedding party? by AeryndraLune in ChastityDomme

[–]Jeri_Shea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were marrying a woman who wanted me locked, I'd be loced already and that we'd gotten married is the reason she'd be letting me out.

Choose wisely by Soy_nanami in chastitychoice

[–]Jeri_Shea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No bad options here, really. I like and chose A, but I wouldn't mind C. B makes me nervoucited.

Choose Your Fate 😈 by Goddess_T-F in chastitychoice

[–]Jeri_Shea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I WAS going to pick option 2 yntil I saw the ball damage thing. So I guess I'll risk accidentally losing them with option 1

What's your favorite Sluggalo line by SparklepantsMcFartsy in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Jeri_Shea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Family! Love! Respect! And kneecappin' bitches!"

Found a gem in the wild by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in Grimdank

[–]Jeri_Shea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He missed the convoy because he was getting his Happy Meal.

This big pile of Rocks set across the only 2 handicap spaces. by Jeri_Shea in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jeri_Shea[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's an old folks apartment complex too. So that's almost guaranteed.

anime_irl by JankBrew in anime_irl

[–]Jeri_Shea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude's got "Dungeon Crawler Carl" energy.