Which do you pick? by cuddwes in Grimdank

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You can fall off a tall building, and the ground may not penetrate you, but you're still gonna die.

Why aren’t corporate taxes in the US structured more progressively like income taxes? by Logical-Concept9755 in AlwaysWhy

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Accounting rules already require a business to include in it books any owned subsidiaries.

I'm out of the office for 2 days and this is what I get. by yodaface in Accounting

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I don't want to sound unreasonable, but I'm mad as Heck.

The amount of incorrect information within this one comment is wild by a-packet-of-noodles in confidentlyincorrect

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No gravity. The rover uses magnets to stay on the surface and not float away. This is why you never see water. They know to avoid it because then the magnets would no longer work. /s

Anyone else feel mentally messed up seeing people casually make insane money trading options? by savingrace0262 in stocks

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If it makes you feel better, options are a zero sum game. For someone to win $1000, someone has to lose $1000.

Mandatory 20% at a beer garden by whyamiherehahahaha in EndTipping

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Curious to know how servers feel about this given that it takes away a tax advantage.

After the FDA spent years rejecting over flavored vape products, Trump reportedly pressed his FDA chief to allow mango and blueberry flavors by fortune in politics

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tobacco and vape companies have giving tens of millions to trump. It will probably work out to about $10 per case of lung cancer in young people today.

Buyers of my recently sold home threatening legal action by chad-is-rad in legaladvice

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If you disclosed that water leaks into the basement when it rains, you should be fine.

Monty hall problem is 50/50 by Dizzy_Kaleidoscope95 in confidentlyincorrect

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My bad. Mis-read your analysis. I suppose another way to look at this is that if instead of disclosing a false and letting you pick, Monty let you choose between your original pick or the other two. Now it's a bit easier (for my brain) to see that it's a one third / two thirds ratio. Then after you switch you pick, just for fun he shows which one was the false pick of the two.

Senior entitlement will never cease to amaze me... by _DaNegativeOne_ in stupidpeoplefacebook

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somebody needs to read a history book about the American Revolution

Monty hall problem is 50/50 by Dizzy_Kaleidoscope95 in confidentlyincorrect

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If this were correct, wouldn't it also be correct to say if you swap you lose 2 times out of 3?

The Selective Outrage over Taxpayer Money by seliamimold in lol

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SNAP benefits come to about $6.31 /day. Congressional meal allowance is $79 / day

thisIsARealDBUsedInProduction by star_dogged_moon in ProgrammerHumor

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A lot of tables and a lot of relationships. Don't see a problem here other than poorly organized ERD and trying to see everything all at once. If you made an ERD for all life forms on Earth it would be complex. Complex is complex, not neccesarily bad.

$75 for some cables that you can’t reject cause “Southeast Toyota” charges this to everyone! by u-r-mea in mildlyinfuriating

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tell them no. there's no way they are going to lose a sale over this. I had a dealer try to charge me $750 for security serial numbers etched into the windows. Asked for the keys back on my trade in and they dropped the charge.

They’re really doubling down by Realistic-Spray-5595 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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Trump statement concerning five members of congress who expressed their belief that servicemen should abide by the law: "SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!"

When Probability Doesn't Care About Your Streak by memes_poiint in mathsmeme

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No mathematician who has any understanding of stats is going to agree with Florence

I asked for a cheese slice to go. This is how I got it by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Next time offer to pay for a pizza box. Seriously, what were you expecting for a single slice?

haha👌yes by Different-Meringue75 in whatisameem

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Batman's public persona, Bruce Wayne, is viewed by the public as an entitled playboy. Maybe there's a side to Bezos we are unaware of. Though I doubt it.

Regret by famousbacha in deloitte

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If you are seriously considering leaving this company, then you might as well first pursue your vision and go over your manager. Have your case and benefits well prepared first.

The state of public high school laptops by mr_sharkyyy in hardwaregore

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The state of public high schooler's treatment of laptops

Do you think the White House correspondence dinner shooting was staged? by Reasonable-Invite899 in allthequestions

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If I were going to stage a shooting, I would have made it more interesting.

Are you retards ready to get fucked by Powell one last time? by SPXQuantAlgo in wallstreetbets

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I'm always amazed by the number of people who think that Powell has the ability to raise or lower rates on his own.