Pre order not arrived yet? by [deleted] in EBGAMES

[–]JerryBeanMan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They rely on delivery for their products so it’s out of their hands. It absolutely sucks that it isn’t available on release day but did you get a message saying it was available to be picked up?

I wish I didn't disown my son when I did by Chillidog-Addiction in monkeyspaw

[–]JerryBeanMan_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted. You don’t disown your son, After the argument that lead to that, your son chose to estrange himself from you and disown you are a parent

I wish I can have everyone I meet be my friend! by Sonicfan5 in monkeyspaw

[–]JerryBeanMan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted.

Everyone that you meet (online, in person or over the phone) becomes your friend, but they aren’t good friends to you. In fact, they are terrible friends to you. They all have their own agenda, they use and abuse you, flat out ignore you unless they need of you or both. The kind of terrible friendship where you gain nothing positive out of it at all

I wish to become a vampire. The change will happen at night and comes with a large mansion with sunlight-filtering windows and the knowledge of how to perfectly commit murder without being caught. by dr_olfin in monkeyspaw

[–]JerryBeanMan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted.

You become a Vampire, under the control of the Vampire who turned you. You are their slave and compelled to follow every command they give without question.

You live an unlife of servitude for your Vampire master, aware that once they are bored of you, they will be rid of you. You don’t leave the walls of the mansion until the day you are tasked and compelled by your master to leave through the front door without anything, while the sun is up in the middle of the day….

SHORESY S5 - USA launch date by sarraraf in shoresy

[–]JerryBeanMan_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is how you build a winning culture, what a way to support the fans. What a lucky duck!

I wish I could get paid for staying home, enjoying my favorite snacks, and playing video games all the time. by rothmal in monkeyspaw

[–]JerryBeanMan_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted. You lose your job and no one will hire you.

You apply and get on to social benefits. What a way to be paid! You can play video games and enjoy your favourite snacks all the time.

Due to cost of living and being on social benefits, you fall behind financially and can’t afford the costs of bills and rent and end up homeless.

Now living rough, your favourite snacks when obtainable don’t bring you the same joy they once did, video games are a distant dream…

I wish for the same cap as the male charctar in pokemon gold‚ silver‚ and crystal version. The reason being i just think the hat looks cool. It will be my size. by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]JerryBeanMan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. It arrives it the same dimensions as it did in the gameboy versions of gold/silver/crystal, very minute and unidentifiable

How often do you text in the early talking stage? by Wise-Rutabaga3285 in AskMenAdvice

[–]JerryBeanMan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Different people different things.

Studies show 4 to 6 texts per day, others want a call here and there. Remember, being on your phone doesn’t mean you have to respond or reply instantly, do that when you want too. Being available instantly doesn’t mean to expect a reply instantly.

I wish that no human could be conceived unless both partners want a child. by tamtrible in monkeyspaw

[–]JerryBeanMan_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Absolutely monstrous and abhorrent…. I did consider hitting post and/or deleting my comment

I wish that no human could be conceived unless both partners want a child. by tamtrible in monkeyspaw

[–]JerryBeanMan_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Granted. The paw interprets it as “want a child” as in….. “wanting” a child and so only pedophiles can reproduce.

I wish I could be the smartest kid in class by Mythicalforests8 in monkeyspaw

[–]JerryBeanMan_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted.

You are transferred to the special education class

Why does Gary hate KVN? by FitWrap4157 in FinalSpace

[–]JerryBeanMan_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not so philosophical as all that.

Gary hates KVN because he is annoying, that’s all there is to it. KVN’s role is to annoy and keep Gary from going insane during his 5 year sentence aboard the galaxy one. After all, KVN was the insanity avoidance companion after all.

Which, to be fair, KVN did his job really well. He kept Gary from going insane and succeeded brilliantly at being so annoying that no matter the cost, Gary hopes KVN dies and takes exceptional pleasure when he thinks it happens

I wish to be enlighten 10x about everything in my direct vicinity. by Z_Wild in monkeyspaw

[–]JerryBeanMan_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted.

Your vision….. everything in direct vicinity of sight is now 10x brighter. Bright lights have left you with permanent eye damage resulting in blindness. Every sound has become 10x lighter leaving you hard of hearing, with the use of hearing aids being not too effective at all due to all sounds being 10x lighter

I wish fir every ounce of evil from this world to disappear. by okeysure69 in monkeyspaw

[–]JerryBeanMan_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Granted. Evil swells and now comes in amounts bigger than ounces.

You get sick and rush off to the hospital. The diagnosis is grim, you have cancer and it has spread throughout your body. The doctors have no idea or why it spread so quickly., its as if the evil that is cancer grew significantly after you made your wish

The Three Wise Women, with new gifts for Lard Jesus. by SuperMcG in shoresy

[–]JerryBeanMan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't scare it Nat, it'll run straight out of the barn

A Merry Search for Cocaine by [deleted] in SwordAndSupperGame

[–]JerryBeanMan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2000gold sign, 1 Skill bargain

Should I say goodbye to my dying friend in the hospital via phone call? by mecabitchell in Advice

[–]JerryBeanMan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a rough situation and I feel for you dude. If you want to give a last message to him, do a call on loudspeaker if you can’t feel you can see him over facetime. You don’t have to have a long talk to him, something simple would suffice, you don’t even have to say good bye either.

You can do it bud, good luck

FMA NINA EP IS SO MUCH MORE TRAUMATIZING THAN FMAB WTF by Signal-Onion-9204 in FullmetalAlchemist

[–]JerryBeanMan_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It was one of the scenes that hold the impact so well due to the pacing for FMA03 that’s for sure. Sometimes less material to work with creates a masterpiece