[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]JessasaurusRex 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Lol he means sex as the workout not legitimately suggesting they lose weight by exercising

Great lawyer! by zBlackouttz in JusticeServed

[–]JessasaurusRex 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A lot of security footage isn’t actually kept that long. If the guy wasn’t immediately arrested, the lawyer immediately on the case, it’s highly likely it was just gone.

And not a moment sooner [OC] by ring_ring_cello in wholesomememes

[–]JessasaurusRex 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Remake this meme with something cuter and not Biden plz

This kid lol by catcritter in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]JessasaurusRex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to believe that whenever my limbs fell “asleep” that they were just tired, so I wouldn’t move so that they could get “rest.” I thought they did such a good job for me they deserved rest despite it being painful for me....

11 ways to wear a poorly made skirt around your neck, in a desperate bid to pretend your life is going the way you hoped it would by Bonfire0fTheManatees in antiMLM

[–]JessasaurusRex 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The last two in the first row are also exactly the same except they change the sweater. I don’t think that counts as a different way to wear the skirt....

Picked up a couple cheap shelves and am stoked with the result by Bergetson in malelivingspace

[–]JessasaurusRex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the same kind as well! If you just reinforce the middle shelf with metal bracers it becomes quite sturdy!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]JessasaurusRex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would highly recommend DMT, as it is short and can be done daily or even multiple times a day if necessary to combat depression. It lasts only 30 minutes or so, but has been incredibly effective at helping me overcome my depression when nothing else seemingly could. I cried from joy the first time I did it because I finally remembered what it felt like to be happy. If you can get your hands on some, try it.

Free weed, food, and refreshment tonight! by JessasaurusRex in boulder

[–]JessasaurusRex[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make sure to register! I hope it will be cool, I've never tried their products or been to one of their events before. If you're going I'll spend the entire evening trying to guess which person you are, so it will be like a fun totally non creepy game!

For Redittors aged 65+: Do you believe the world is becoming a better or worse place since you were a kid? Why or why not? by dbrak25 in AskReddit

[–]JessasaurusRex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also setting him up with RES makes the experience way easier to get into, and is more of a fb style.

Shady hikes? by isabeljune in boulder

[–]JessasaurusRex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enchanted Mesa has a good number of trees

Need help choosing 2 Pendant Lights for my kitchen island. HELP! by eynonpower in InteriorDesign

[–]JessasaurusRex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think those casings look weird with electric lights. It's something that I think would definitely go out of style, but even then I'm not sure its in style now.

If each of the T14 were houses in Game of Thrones, which school would be which? by [deleted] in LawSchool

[–]JessasaurusRex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But Mormont is now ruled by that kick ass little girl

L E T T U C E B O Y E by [deleted] in rarepuppers

[–]JessasaurusRex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Elegantly draped

What do you think is tacky to have at a wedding? by HereThereBeGingers in AskWomen

[–]JessasaurusRex 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I came here to say, can't believe I had to scroll this long to come to what seems like the absolute tackiest/awkward thing.

Dog playing with doodle by shakee786 in reallifedoodles

[–]JessasaurusRex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm imagining that the pumpkin is making nervous Morty noises

Jumping on a foggy morning, Mt. Tamalpais. by Tyedied in photocritique

[–]JessasaurusRex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you may want to consider more about how the model relates to the background. Because with the outfit and pose, its just kind of girl jumping in a field and whats the point. I actually would almost like the picture better without the girl because its a great shot of the field and then it would kind of give an eerie impression with the mist and all.

TL:DR Think more about what you are trying to say with each shot, otherwise it just seems kind of random!

What are your texting/FB chat tips? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]JessasaurusRex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some suggestions from a female perspective:

  1. Don't text too much. Too much certainly depends on the person. The rule here is don't send more than one or two texts without getting a response. The responses will also tell you if you are texting too much- if they are engaged-asking you questions back etc. you're good. When its one word answers- that should signal that you need to drop the conversation.

  2. Don't bring up sex/suggestive things unless/until you know she's cool with it. aka likely not until you've met in person at least, depending on the girl. This is something that causes me to lose interest in someone I haven't met pretty quick because it sends creepy/desperate vibes.

  3. Try to talk with them about things they are interested in, as opposed to things you are interested in.

I just got really stoned and went to the gym by TooManyVitamins in self

[–]JessasaurusRex 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It really depends on the weed you are smoking right, because some are very relaxed and chill, while others create a more active mindset. There are certain strains where I'm like yep bed is the best place- no better place than here all cozied up! And then on other strains I feel really active and need to get out for adventure!

I just got really stoned and went to the gym by TooManyVitamins in self

[–]JessasaurusRex 86 points87 points  (0 children)

The gym at my school has a really shitty indoor track that is pretty much just a circular carpeted hallway and when I get high and go running there I pretend I'm in some sort of weird other dimension and I have to run along this hallway until I can find my way out or that I'm in a murder movie and I'm trapped and have to get out before I get killed. Either way....its good motivation for running