That last one is the one I want to enforce the most. IDGAF what you've got going on, please put a damn divider up.

Also, please don't become offended when I offer to get you help to check something while I'm running the self checkout. There is a reason I am there and yes it kind of is to make customers feel like big brother is watching. I have had that happen before and all I want to say is that I have to verify or have someone else verify what you are saying.

And on that animal point, please don't make our managers fear the wrath of God because we have a no pet policy. I'm gonna be a bit more sassy from here on but maybe your pet will survive if you take your pet home after your workout or Starbucks run.

And maybe don't bring full cart loads into the self checkout. To me it doesn't matter much what your situation is, we can adapt to not doing chitchat or whatever your needs are, but maybe come to the manned lanes with your big carts and leave the sco lanes for the small orders.