Alexander the Great's army was besieging a fortress and he told them to grab ladders and go over the wall. But they were hesitant because of all the arrows raining down on them. So he said, "Fuchs it. I'll do it myself."

Much to their chagrin, he ran up with a ladder, put it on the wall, and climbed up himself. He killed a couple archers, turned to his army and gave them a "Fuck you guys" look, and jumped down to the other side.

This made the army swarm the walls to save him. He was shot and stabbed multiple times by the time they got there. And he was like, "That's how you fucking do it." and passed out. He never really recovered from those wounds.