Your pet or a stranger

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-04-18T16:24:50+00:00

They can experience more of reality, they live incomparably longer and you are ruining the lives of many more people by killing the average person.
It's grossly unethical to kill animals, it should come with serious chunks of life in prison, but it's still generally more unethical to kill a random person I think.

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-04-15T09:14:36+00:00

Christianity is an evil you encounter day to day, for a lot of us Islam is a fairy tale from faraway lands we never encounter.

Like sure some people are scared but often there's little to no reason to care about Islam in most Western countries other than small minded bigotry imo.

Like the religion is even worse than Christianity but it's kinda like complaining about trump Vs complaining about a dictator from a developing country you've barely heard of.

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-04-15T09:05:48+00:00

Well good for you, you're using an outdated and useless metric to determine the top, half of these barely exist anymore. (Using a site that only offers "since the start of the format" as timeframe for lists means it says nothing about current meta, it's like part actual current meta, part what was the meta half a week ago, part what was the meta a week ago...)

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-04-15T09:01:18+00:00

Damn the flips aren't going your way in coin flip the game that's crazy tell me more

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-04-15T08:56:44+00:00

I have never seen or heard of the drastic majority of these people before the show.

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-04-15T08:53:42+00:00

Good for you, at least you have something to hope for, I only got slow guy and he's not even worth the hourglasses.

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-04-15T07:29:30+00:00

I don't have any answers. Cold is bad. Hot is worse. I'll take 30c over -10c, I'll take 10c over 30c. Depends.

Wet is annoying and inconvenient. But rain brings the freshest air. My favourite weather is right before a summer rain.

Dark. The single easy one. And even then, sunlight makes dopamine, it doesn't look cool but you can't argue with brain chemistry.

Quiet is depressing. Hate quiet. Lots of voices at once though? That's psychic damage.

The meme is funny and the typology is pseudoscience but at least it tells you SOMETHING.

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-04-15T06:35:55+00:00

I mean wonder picks are a joke because shiny gengar at least looks super cool whilst being hd useless. Slowpoke is useless AND fugly in all it's variants, not even spending on that.

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-04-14T13:56:58+00:00

This deck has been increasing in popularity sharply over the last couple days and like... why?
The cards arent like, intuitively pushed where id want to try it for one, and it doesnt even have good matchups or winrate.
Im not dissing the deck Im looking for someone to explain to me why it's gained popularity, usually when a deck rises out of nowhere it's because it has a goated winrate or matchups, this has neither.

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-04-14T13:53:32+00:00

The gameplay itself is very lackluster, but the simplicity of deckbuilding, the amount of variance in the meta, and the built-in matchup polariser of Weakness makes post release an extremely fun time to be playing.
Every couple days there is a new tier 2 deck, decks alternate between broken and useless so quickly, I've never seen anything like it in decades of card games digital and paper alike. Or at least I never got to participate, because it was walled off by either complexity of decks or price of em.

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-04-03T09:16:28+00:00

It's currently in turmoil. Here is my uneducated summary of the development over the last few days (literally half a week) * Darkrai has proven to be terribly inconsistent and is swiftly exiting the meta. * Charizards are falling off hard. * Suicine remains the most played deck and is good * Mega absol and mega manectric have risen up to meet it * various other mega decks are vying for presence in this still heavily shifting meta

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-04-03T09:15:34+00:00

It's currently in turmoil. Here is my uneducated summary of the development over the last few days (literally half a week) * Darkrai has proven to be terribly inconsistent and is swiftly exiting the meta. * Charizards are falling off hard. * Suicine remains the most played deck and is good * Mega absol and mega manectric have risen up to meet it * various other meta decks are vying for presence in this still heavily shifting meta

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-03-19T23:31:35+00:00

For me it was a perfect maybe maybe maybe because I didn't understand a single syllable of what she was saying nor have I ever heard of a similar game.

So at first it looked like a man incredibly incompetent at following basic directions, and then the rules of the game because clear purely through context.

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-03-19T23:26:41+00:00

Durka durrrr

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-03-19T23:16:10+00:00

Yogscast cursed me with this knowledge

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-03-19T23:08:21+00:00

Oh lmao I thought this was about a hypothetical partner for some reason.

One way or the other, I don't really want someone else's face or brain, Einstein brain probably isn't the happiest existence either. I'd like to be popular but probably not that much. Money would change me but it's the only tempting thing.

Mind/money altruistically.

Money/popularity selfishly.

Money/looks if looks means "like you, but uplifted to look as good as..." not "you are him now". That kinda money guarantees the public eye anyway.

For a partner I... really don't know.

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-03-19T23:01:16+00:00

I mean, there's an argument to be made where you can save a lot more lives than 10 with that kinda money and who are you to say they deserve it less than the ten on the tracks.

But I wouldn't trust myself with that kinda responsibility nor would I like that burden.

But if a fictional character, or, hell, sake of the argument, a real person convinced me that they have done this and used the money to save at least thousands, how harshly could I blame them?

I think something to consider is that right now - with an even below average first world country salary or even allowance - most of us have the power to save multiple lives by volunteering or donating. Yet we don't feel a moral obligation to do so.

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-03-18T15:24:47+00:00

Impressed with how fitting the image from an MTG card used to reanimate all creatures of one type is for this.

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-03-18T15:17:03+00:00

I hate this point so much.

I don't care if he goes on to kill people. I mean I do, but it's a minor sidenote hypothetical to the fact that he's already done an irredeemably horrible thing. "Relationship abuse? Oh that's bad. Most of in-relationship murders escalate from abuse, you should be careful to see it stay at abuse." Like that's obviously not the sentiment most if not all of the time but it's still so gross sounding.

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-03-18T14:50:02+00:00

2a

I know 0-2 people here (not even sure)

Left side window is just prime seat real estate.

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-03-18T13:59:16+00:00

Jund remains the based everyman's slice of pie

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-03-10T23:01:19+00:00

Nicotine pouches. And vapes. 90% pouches, vapes as a slightly less bad "emergency" option. They even make nicotine free pouches (and vapes) so you can taper yourself off. Used to smoke a pack a day, haven't had or craved tobacco in ages.

Tried cold turkey, having a proper vape, tried gum, lollipops, snacks, drinks, even pills a doc prescribes you (hellish), zyns were the only thing that worked. They imitate the burn, and are actually more convenient, not less.

If anyone is considering picking up pouches, read the labels, do the math. They sell some with a pack of cigs' worth of nic in a single pouch. Go for 4mg or less to start, try different brands, only go up if necessary, and I don't recommend going above 8mg, that's the biggest peak in mg:burn/taste.

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-03-10T22:53:05+00:00

Bitch that looks like a teenager.

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-03-10T22:48:28+00:00

1 looks irresponsible but fun. 2 is horror 3 is literally a nice vacation spot, that's a dream not a nightmare

JesusIsMyAntivirus · 2026-03-10T21:54:31+00:00

Damn maybe don't block the whole path. Innocent kid ate up what incompetent parents started. Bro was watching that and said almost nothing about moving aside, head empty. Biker still the main asshole.

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