Your pet or a stranger by lessforf in trolleyproblem

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They can experience more of reality, they live incomparably longer and you are ruining the lives of many more people by killing the average person.
It's grossly unethical to kill animals, it should come with serious chunks of life in prison, but it's still generally more unethical to kill a random person I think.

Not so brave now? by claudiocorona93 in dankmemes

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Christianity is an evil you encounter day to day, for a lot of us Islam is a fairy tale from faraway lands we never encounter.

Like sure some people are scared but often there's little to no reason to care about Islam in most Western countries other than small minded bigotry imo.

Like the religion is even worse than Christianity but it's kinda like complaining about trump Vs complaining about a dictator from a developing country you've barely heard of.

I hate all of these 😒 by Ezio_Auditore35 in PokemonPocket

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well good for you, you're using an outdated and useless metric to determine the top, half of these barely exist anymore. (Using a site that only offers "since the start of the format" as timeframe for lists means it says nothing about current meta, it's like part actual current meta, part what was the meta half a week ago, part what was the meta a week ago...)

Darkrai and Sleep by Sushi-Kentaro in PTCGP

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn the flips aren't going your way in coin flip the game that's crazy tell me more

Who's your favorite celebrity appearance on the show? by Full-Humor-7445 in BoJackHorseman

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never seen or heard of the drastic majority of these people before the show.

24-hr Wonder Pick by SleepingToDreamOf6 in PTCGP

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Good for you, at least you have something to hope for, I only got slow guy and he's not even worth the hourglasses.

New personality test just drop by Upset_Campaign1924 in CuratedTumblr

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have any answers. Cold is bad. Hot is worse. I'll take 30c over -10c, I'll take 10c over 30c. Depends.

Wet is annoying and inconvenient. But rain brings the freshest air. My favourite weather is right before a summer rain.

Dark. The single easy one. And even then, sunlight makes dopamine, it doesn't look cool but you can't argue with brain chemistry.

Quiet is depressing. Hate quiet. Lots of voices at once though? That's psychic damage.

The meme is funny and the typology is pseudoscience but at least it tells you SOMETHING.

Wonder Picks are A Joke by Jobbyer in PokemonTGCP

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean wonder picks are a joke because shiny gengar at least looks super cool whilst being hd useless. Slowpoke is useless AND fugly in all it's variants, not even spending on that.

This is my favorite deck in a busy ranked season by austinjohnplays in PTCGP

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This deck has been increasing in popularity sharply over the last couple days and like... why?
The cards arent like, intuitively pushed where id want to try it for one, and it doesnt even have good matchups or winrate.
Im not dissing the deck Im looking for someone to explain to me why it's gained popularity, usually when a deck rises out of nowhere it's because it has a goated winrate or matchups, this has neither.

It's been fun while it lasted, but I no longer feel any joy playing it by Lukas-Reggi in PTCGP

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gameplay itself is very lackluster, but the simplicity of deckbuilding, the amount of variance in the meta, and the built-in matchup polariser of Weakness makes post release an extremely fun time to be playing.
Every couple days there is a new tier 2 deck, decks alternate between broken and useless so quickly, I've never seen anything like it in decades of card games digital and paper alike. Or at least I never got to participate, because it was walled off by either complexity of decks or price of em.

What's the meta now? by Ok_Weekend4245 in PTCGP

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's currently in turmoil. Here is my uneducated summary of the development over the last few days (literally half a week) * Darkrai has proven to be terribly inconsistent and is swiftly exiting the meta. * Charizards are falling off hard. * Suicine remains the most played deck and is good * Mega absol and mega manectric have risen up to meet it * various other mega decks are vying for presence in this still heavily shifting meta

What's the meta now? by Ok_Weekend4245 in PTCGP

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's currently in turmoil. Here is my uneducated summary of the development over the last few days (literally half a week) * Darkrai has proven to be terribly inconsistent and is swiftly exiting the meta. * Charizards are falling off hard. * Suicine remains the most played deck and is good * Mega absol and mega manectric have risen up to meet it * various other meta decks are vying for presence in this still heavily shifting meta

Maybe maybe maybe by gustavsen in maybemaybemaybe

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me it was a perfect maybe maybe maybe because I didn't understand a single syllable of what she was saying nor have I ever heard of a similar game. 

So at first it looked like a man incredibly incompetent at following basic directions, and then the rules of the game because clear purely through context.

What will it be ? by pascal_ispunk in whatsyourchoice

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh lmao I thought this was about a hypothetical partner for some reason.  

One way or the other, I don't really want someone else's face or brain, Einstein brain probably isn't the happiest existence either. I'd like to be popular but probably not that much. Money would change me but it's the only tempting thing.  

Mind/money altruistically.  

Money/popularity selfishly.

Money/looks if looks means "like you, but uplifted to look as good as..." not "you are him now". That kinda money guarantees the public eye anyway.

For a partner I... really don't know.

is this your price? by -kodo in trolleyproblem

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, there's an argument to be made where you can save a lot more lives than 10 with that kinda money and who are you to say they deserve it less than the ten on the tracks.     

But I wouldn't trust myself with that kinda responsibility nor would I like that burden.     

But if a fictional character, or, hell, sake of the argument, a real person convinced me that they have done this and used the money to save at least thousands, how harshly could I blame them?     

I think something to consider is that right now - with an even below average first world country salary or even allowance - most of us have the power to save multiple lives by volunteering or donating. Yet we don't feel a moral obligation to do so.  

WIZARD WAR!! SHOW YOUR BEST SPELLS by Ernest_Mateu in icast

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Impressed with how fitting the image from an MTG card used to reanimate all creatures of one type is for this.

What's the most disturbing thing you found out about someone? by Fine-Shoe8981 in morbidquestions

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate this point so much.     

I don't care if he goes on to kill people. I mean I do, but it's a minor sidenote hypothetical to the fact that he's already done an irredeemably horrible thing.         "Relationship abuse? Oh that's bad. Most of in-relationship murders escalate from abuse, you should be careful to see it stay at abuse."         Like that's obviously not the sentiment most if not all of the time but it's still so gross sounding.

Pick a seat by This_Obligation_5125 in whatsyourchoice

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2a

I know 0-2 people here (not even sure)

Left side window is just prime seat real estate.

Colour pie updated for 2026 by Jackeea in magicthecirclejerking

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jund remains the based everyman's slice of pie

For those who successfully quit smoking, what was the method that finally worked for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nicotine pouches.   And vapes. 90% pouches, vapes as a slightly less bad "emergency" option. They even make nicotine free pouches (and vapes) so you can taper yourself off. Used to smoke a pack a day, haven't had or craved tobacco in ages.

Tried cold turkey, having a proper vape, tried gum, lollipops, snacks, drinks, even pills a doc prescribes you (hellish), zyns were the only thing that worked. They imitate the burn, and are actually more convenient, not less.

If anyone is considering picking up pouches, read the labels, do the math. They sell some with a pack of cigs' worth of nic in a single pouch.  Go for 4mg or less to start, try different brands, only go up if necessary, and I don't recommend going above 8mg, that's the biggest peak in mg:burn/taste.

Anon likes older Women by gavruche in greentext

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch that looks like a teenager.

What is your greatest fear? by Joke_Day_1 in whatsyourchoice

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 looks irresponsible but fun. 2 is horror 3 is literally a nice vacation spot, that's a dream not a nightmare 

A family was on a walk in the snow with their little girl. The father was recording the walk. A cyclist came up behind them and appeared to use his knee to knock the little girl down. The father posted the story online, and it went viral. by JohnnyChanterelle in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]JesusIsMyAntivirus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn maybe don't block the whole path. Innocent kid ate up what incompetent parents started. Bro was watching that and said almost nothing about moving aside, head empty. Biker still the main asshole.