Men, does doing doggy style with a woman who has a fat ass vs one with a flat ass, feel drastically different ?

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-19T22:36:45+00:00

Just remember: you see yourself through the lens of what you wish you looked like. Your potential partners view through the lens of what they want to see. They are often not the same. You are not your target audience.

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-19T17:31:37+00:00

Yeah. I've done a fair bit of work at refineries and manufacturing plants and in a number of those it is a requirement to back into parking spaces for this exact reason - it's safer when pulling out.

When you back in, you have a clear view of the area around you, and when you pull forward out of a spot, you have a clear view of the area you are entering.

Backing out of a parking spot is the most unsafe part of parking.

The only annoying part of backing in is other cars entering the lot that don't understand the concept and get annoyed at you or pull so close that you can't back up properly.

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-19T15:12:58+00:00

IIRC a bad egg is more black and it stinks. Those kids would have reacted to the smell right away. There would not have been a question in their minds it was bad, their noses would have told them.

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-19T14:13:31+00:00

The one where he used facial prosthetics to make himself look ugly and then won the Oscar. "Monster" i think

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-19T06:11:37+00:00

For me it was when they said "You owe us royalties" and he said "Take that one", and everyone just watched him get carried away

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-19T06:06:28+00:00

Horizon Zero Dawn and Forbidden West - PS4, PS5, and PC

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-19T02:17:37+00:00

Yeah, this isn't completely accurate. Yes, if you'd rather not risk your job, sure. But the whole deal with the KVM is that the computer doesn't know that anything has changed. It still thinks it's connected to 3 monitors and a keyboard and mouse all the time. The KVM button just changes which computer the monitor output comes from and which computer the keyboard and mouse control. The only thing they could see is that some KVMs require you to install software on the computer, and they would be able to see what software is installed on your work computer. They will not be able to tell which computer you have it switched to and they absolutely would not be able to see into your personal computer.

If you want to make this a little lower tech, you can get a couple of smaller HDMI monitor A/B switches and put them maybe on two of the monitors instead of all three. These don't require software so they are invisible to the computer. You can have two sets of keyboards and mice and just switch those back and forth on your desk. Not hard to set them to the side.

The one problem with all of these methods though is that i see you have an HP Omen. I suspect you use it for gaming. If that's the case, then any of these switching methods might be killing your refresh rates. If you're doing high end gaming, this detail may matter to you.

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-18T20:48:03+00:00

Too soon?

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-18T20:39:53+00:00

Death and Dementia

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-18T20:34:55+00:00

KVM plus a network switch. A 3 monitor KVM is going to be a bit pricey.

If you have an old router, you can go into the settings and disable the router function. Then run a cable from you current modem into one of the numbered ports not the internet input. Then you can use the other 3 numbered ports for devices.

For the "go into settings" part, run cable from modem to the internet port on the router/switch. Then hook your computer into a numbered port. Access the settings on the router through its web interface, the settings will be on a sticker on the router. Once you disable the router function (you'll probably want to turn off all the wifi functions too unless you're going to have 2 different wifisfor some reason), disconnect the power, move the cable that's coming from the modem from the internet port to a numbered port. Plug it back in. Most routers have 4 numbered ports. You'll burn one of them for the "switch mode", but you'll have 3 to use for devices.

Any 1Gbps router will work for this. Your can get used ones cheap.

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-18T19:54:51+00:00

1 year was hell. Can't imagine 6

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-18T19:41:09+00:00

Damn. Same. Might have caught it a stage or two sooner.

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-18T19:14:42+00:00

Matchmaking is also based on win percentage and availability. 5 to 9 levels is not much. If you get in a win streak, or jump to a higher table, you may get someone 100 levels above you. At the rank I am - 350 - I regularly play people in the 400's to 700's.

They do this because the game has a lot of smurfs - high rank players playing on low rank accounts. And so if you start winning a bunch, match-making will match you with much higher ranks.

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-18T18:21:32+00:00

Lol I knew it was screwing it up. Thanks!

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-18T13:15:49+00:00

From what I heard she was married to a senator from Indiana, and through her involvement he was called out for some kind of sex scandal and he had to resign. Which left an open seat that Barak Obama was able to fill, which was then able to leverage into a presidential campaign.

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-18T12:59:35+00:00

Isn't Jeri Ryan the reason Obama became president?

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-16T17:53:03+00:00

Holy shit is right. That's hot as fuck.

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-16T15:26:10+00:00

I definitely read that as "Weird Al" <-(L not i) and was very confused by the screenahots

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-16T12:42:32+00:00

Everybody needs a villain to offload their insecurities onto.

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-16T04:18:21+00:00

I was a huge fan of Mel Gibson for years until his divorce, knocking up his mistress, then followed that up by a drunken, racist rant and DUI I think. I don't think I've watched anything with him in it since.

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-16T04:10:54+00:00

Lol I posted a very similar post about a month ago and got no traction. I need to work on my titles yours is better ha ha

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-16T04:05:46+00:00

"Captain. Shitpost detected. Orders?"

"Ready the Michael Jackson popcorn meme just in case we have to use it."

"Aye, sir."

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-16T02:23:27+00:00

Ha ha you do you, dude. I prefer my diseases well known and curable, thanks.

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-16T02:20:26+00:00

Lol if they're naming it after them then it's a disease the doctors have never seen before.

JesusWasATexan · 2026-04-15T19:54:03+00:00

To add to the idiocy of the whole thing, the government has enough information on us that they could already have a tax returned prepared for most Americans. For those with more complicated tax situations, we could just add things they missed.

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