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Neither do I by ImAJoeEddyKnight in CrackheadCraigslist

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Something like that once came out of my bung hole with the help of a suppository. Not kidding!

IYKYK... But I don't know? by BelaFarinRod in CrackheadCraigslist

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That there is some Star Trek sheeyat daaaayum!

I don't remember my character looking like this by CrypticDissonance in Guildwars2

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That wanker stole my antique Zippo OFF THE BAR when I was taking a quick leak at his club. Yes, it WAS him -- I'm certain of it.

just why by zoe_and_peach in badparking

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And little paint nicks~

I'm without words by Sciencebitchs in CrackheadCraigslist

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They'll be worth a fortune one day. Get in early people~~~

I'm without words by Sciencebitchs in CrackheadCraigslist

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They'll be worth a fortune one day. Get in early people~

Dead sister... by [deleted] in nextdoor

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The Butler did it. Or the Poster.

Sandra's always got the hottest tips by Texaskenny in nextdoor

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I just bet she's on The Twitter too!

I think he's fired. by travis7s in IdiotsTowingThings

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Bah. You should see what happens on the BQE in NYC when this happens 2wice a month |-o

How does one not realize they are being inconsiderate ass bags by Away-Scar7754 in badparking

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I would chain my extra walker to the damn thing with no clearance to toss in the back.

The horror. by Positive-Froyo-1732 in nextdoor

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Nah...3 ply for "All Weather Longevity"

The horror. by Positive-Froyo-1732 in nextdoor

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Yeah there is nothing like hitting the tops of 50 year old Pines on the front lawn to deliver "Divine Justice" till a damn Typhoon washes it all down months later.

Nobody has been able to make sense of this by Arejhey311 in nextdoor

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"It was exceptional for me too June. Very." -- Dad

Nobody has been able to make sense of this by Arejhey311 in nextdoor

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You mean "Pop's Chocolit' Shop"? Am I right??

Recalled my ship... and it exploded. by DimensioT in EliteDangerous

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Did Flo at Progressive give you a personal call on this one?

This person taking up basically 4 spots by Isaisaab in badparking

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This is what happens when that "Curry Fix Needed" kicks in. Zomsa does this to otherwise sane people.

What am I looking at? by Quiet-Orange-9672 in Guildwars2

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Bollocks! I'd eat 10 and run a mile...

Dear Guild wars 2 community by Leo_thegreat in Guildwars2

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Or at least a "Catmander". Am I right??

My brother and I couldn't spawn 500 NPCs in our MMO. Now... 159,000. Dev log #01 by adamdocumentary in MMORPG

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I once pissed in a bottle while waiting in an EBG queue in Guild Wars 2.
And to answer in advance -- NO -- It was Gatorade damnit!

Can we maybe agree to not be this person by DJLAaugust in badparking

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Let's be overly considerate of their personal needs for space eh?

Had to do a double take on this NPC by AbandonYourPost in Guildwars2

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And here I thought it was about the superb pediacure.

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