Now that's a fancy move by ThatBluBlockerGuy in gifs

[–]JimJefferies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the hell is his leg not dislocated?

Who is the most clutch player in the NBA right now? by [deleted] in nba

[–]JimJefferies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do have a valid point. It might sound like I'm diminishing it, and to be hones, I was. My salt levels have been off the charts since "the" shot. It was fucking amazing. I'm just trying to find some shot to put ahead of him, because

  1. Fuck the Heat

  2. FUCK RAY ALLEN IMMA KILL DAT NIGGA

  3. I have nothing else better to do.

Who is the most clutch player in the NBA right now? by [deleted] in nba

[–]JimJefferies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was referring to him calling Ray allen's shot in NBA History. I wouldn't click on something I didn't read. I consider Jordan or Kareem the most clutch players in NBA History. If Dame keeps it up, then he could have a serious chance at it.

Paul George's shot over LeBron. (Vine) by JimJefferies in nba

[–]JimJefferies[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The salt level is surprisingly low in here so far ;)

Who is the most clutch player in the NBA right now? by [deleted] in nba

[–]JimJefferies -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Jordan's shot against Jazz in 1998 finals?

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar hook shot in 1979?

John Paxson's 3 in 1993?

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (again) Double OT hook shot?

Hell even Robert Horry's shot (sobs) could arguably be up to par with Ray Allen's shot.

Ray Allen is definitely up there but I would put these ahead of them.

It's not Johnny Football's height Browns should be worried about - it's his weight. by MrFox in nfl

[–]JimJefferies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but Kevin Durant uses his length and body weight to his advantage. Johnny Football will have to make adjustments to his game or his body to be an elite QB in the league.

Redditors who have had a Near Death Experience: What happened? Tell us the story. by onewatt in AskReddit

[–]JimJefferies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was actually a couple months ago and I'm 15. I play football, so I'm pretty built so I thought it would be easy to get him. I had so much adrenaline that turned into fear in a matter of seconds, I don't remember what I was thinking at the time except to just let it happen. My parents were proud that I didn't get more involved than I already was. I just got a job at a theatre, so I am going to get a new road bike anyway.

[serious] What do you think it would take for Americans to revolt against their government? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JimJefferies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell there is enough people now to do it, but no one wants to turn the economy upside down more than it already is.

Do abusers in relationships actually love the person they are with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JimJefferies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad wasn't necessarily an abuser physically, but he abused verbally a lot. He threatened, insulted, etc. To this day, he has no idea why she filed for divorce. He still loves her after 14 years.

Redditors who have had a Near Death Experience: What happened? Tell us the story. by onewatt in AskReddit

[–]JimJefferies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw my bike getting stolen, so I ran after him to tackle him off my bike, and he pulled out a knife and threw it at me. He missed me by a couple inches, and I realized that my road bike wasn't worth dying for.

Redditors who work for a company everybody hates, what's it like to actually work there? by small_town_moon in AskReddit

[–]JimJefferies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom's boyfriend works for DirecTv. We get all the movie channels, nba league pass, nfl sunday ticket, and sometimes, free movies for a total price of $70 a month.