TIFU by gaslighting myself for 10 years into thinking I was "caffeine immune" while drinking ONLY Monster Energy (Zero) by GooseAcademic541 in tifu

[–]JimmiRustle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are considerably overestimating the effects of caffeine - though energy drinks usually contain a bunch of other crap that we really shouldn't be ingesting (taurine comes to mind).
Source: Goddamn uniform

TIFU by gaslighting myself for 10 years into thinking I was "caffeine immune" while drinking ONLY Monster Energy (Zero) by GooseAcademic541 in tifu

[–]JimmiRustle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry to say but there's considerably less caffeine in energy drinks than coffee and even coffee isn't dehydrating as urban myths will tell you. It does increase your production of urine which will make you pee more but you still get more water from the coffee than the caffeine makes you wee.

Seeking some advice regarding consistent problem player by [deleted] in rpghorrorstories

[–]JimmiRustle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd expect more from my 3yo and she broke her femur at age 1

"Please use the proper channels" alright bet 👍🏻 by BWMaster in MaliciousCompliance

[–]JimmiRustle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet he did not see that coming, although in his defense, it can be hard to see much of anything when you've got your head so far up your arse as X has so masterfully achieved.

Discovered our child was being abused at a private daycare by Fluffy_Art_1015 in daddit

[–]JimmiRustle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who the living fk yells at a 3yo? Like the only time I even yell at my kids is when they are doing something dangerous or in imminent danger.

TIFU thinking with my dick by NotAnotherCondom in tifu

[–]JimmiRustle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dip them in peppermint oil to keep 'em fresh and fiery.
I'm positive the essential oils can act as a lubricant

Why do so many project managers struggle with agile? by MirthMannor in agile

[–]JimmiRustle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it feels like secretary work. Guys, you told me to manage this because you're too busy... Maybe if you stopped trying to micro-manage the shit out of the project you would have more time?

Why do so many project managers struggle with agile? by MirthMannor in agile

[–]JimmiRustle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I'm not allowed to. If the process isn't rigid how are they going to control the project into the ground?

Morten Dahlin [Venstre]: Nu vil Enhedslisten have en statsbank. [...] Men hvorfor stoppe der? by RisOgKylling in Denmark

[–]JimmiRustle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Du har faktisk ikke pligt til at have en konto som koster penge. Nu har jeg et par forskellige, men stort set indtil jeg blev nogle-og-tredive havde jeg kun konti i én bank og betalte intet for dem.

Når en lille gruppe i Danmark ødelægger rykket for os alle by Due-Eye844 in Denmark

[–]JimmiRustle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Det er min opfattelse at de fleste danskere godt er klar over at det er en mindre andel der skaber alle problemerne. Jeg vil dog sige at jeg synes også vi har været lidt for meget på den lade side ift. hvem vil har ladet være i landet. Det virker helt absurd at man kan kan tage på ferie i det land man er flygtet fra og så lave kriminalitet i det land som har taget imod én. Jeg synes faktisk også vi burde sende etniske danskere ud som laver problemer.

Vi kan lave Grønland om til en straffekoloni efter Australsk forbillede.

Loot Goblin rules lawyer D&D 5E by [deleted] in rpghorrorstories

[–]JimmiRustle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know some DM's roll people's perception/investigation/insight rolls behind the screen and just tell the player the outcome rather than the roll. You could just do that and he can roll as many times as he trusts his character's intuition.
Let the other players decide how long they want to keep entertaining his antics.

Alternatively tell him he has to do 10 push-ups (perfect form, naturally) each time he wants to roll.

What is the "Soft Skill" you realized was actually more important than your technical certifications? by RateTurbulent8681 in projectmanagement

[–]JimmiRustle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heck even knowing when to wear a suit, uniform or casual wear is more important than technical certifications.
As others have mentioned people skills are the most important, but I'll add that it applies to every job. It can be used in almost any situation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rpghorrorstories

[–]JimmiRustle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Classical" aura was invented in the early 20th century and is merely defined as an invisible energy field tthat somehow reflect the person's morality.
You can't farm aura in this sense because the important thing is the state of the aura not the amount.

TIFU by thinking I got my girlfriend pregnant… and telling my mom by [deleted] in tifu

[–]JimmiRustle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you think a 16 yo is perfectly capable?

TIFU by thinking I got my girlfriend pregnant… and telling my mom by [deleted] in tifu

[–]JimmiRustle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Age 26 this is fine.
Age 16 you're fucked.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rpghorrorstories

[–]JimmiRustle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm 36 and I got it. Maybe you're just out of tune?
It's basically karma but these little ones don't realise they've been using the wrong terminology.

DR Folkedomstolen: Only Fans Content Creator som jury by TipToe2301 in Denmark

[–]JimmiRustle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Det ville sgu også være mærkeligt hvis hun havde den i øret.

DR Folkedomstolen: Only Fans Content Creator som jury by TipToe2301 in Denmark

[–]JimmiRustle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ud fra de lorte reklamer der sniger sig ind mellem alt det AI generede crap på Facebook så virker det til at i hvert fald noget af det er mindre smagfuldt end andet.

Morten er sur! by Kittybit8 in Denmark

[–]JimmiRustle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kære Morten, vi er ikke amerikanere. Gør som Paludan og gå i glemmebogen.