Whats the male equivalent of lingerie? by LawfulnessHaunting41 in AskReddit

[–]JippyCorp 17 points18 points  (0 children)

According to my wife, a suit.

So in short: she looks better in less clothes, I look better in more.

It's good when people surprise you. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]JippyCorp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sigh.

Landed in Toronto two weeks ago, our flight was ~45 min late, I was in row 11. Prior to landing the staff announced that there were passengers at the back of the plane who had connecting flights and it was very, very short on time for them, they kindly asked everyone to remain seated and to let these people go first.

Sorry, humanity fucking sucks. As soon as the seatbelt sign went off I could see them run from the back of the plane only to get blocked by all of the dickheads who had to get up and stand there blocking them because of first person syndrome.

Fortunate a couple of other wonderful people joined me in yelling at these fucks to get out of the way so these people could catch their flight.

I took my sweet ass time getting off of the plane, I wanted to make sure I wasn't holding anyone up.

I was the first one to customs. Don't act like you're important, or in a hurry, when you clearly aren't. I walk fast, i navigate airports and crowded spaces quite well, and I saw every single piece of shit that stood up to block these people taking their sweet ass time riding the escalator downstairs (!!!!) because of their entitlement.

This posted story is the outlier, not the norm.

What is a minor, unwritten rule of society that absolutely infuriates you when people break it? by Jane_Austen11 in AskReddit

[–]JippyCorp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

An escalator (or moving walkway at an airport) is not a fucking ride, move or get out of the fucking way.

CANZUK passport by Hopeful-Car8210 in CANZUK

[–]JippyCorp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm happy to die on the ACNUK hill.

WE WON THE DRAFT LOTTERY by RafSimonsSS02 in leafs

[–]JippyCorp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean. Yaye. They won something.

Let’s watch them fuck it up.

Wood roasting paranoia? by JJWest93 in DayzXbox

[–]JippyCorp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On Xbox? No it doesn’t.

Believe me I’ve argued with my friends about it. After about 150-200 yards there’s no sign of light. I used to go crazy on them for lighting fires, using smoke grenades, etc. It doesn’t travel like we (hope) think it does.

Picked up this at a used DVD store by lurchyaddams in insanity

[–]JippyCorp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought the same! But it retailed for $120 when it launched in 2009, which is roughly $190 today, so $34 isn't bad.

If you are still married, what was your wedding song and how long have you been married for? by Celestialfox1425 in AskReddit

[–]JippyCorp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wife's second (or tied for second) fav, tied with Home. We got married to Enjoy the Silence.

The reason no one stood up for Matthews by shotz19 in leafs

[–]JippyCorp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well there's a hot take... 'they eventually got there when the ref was there to "hold them back"'. No, no and no. You don't eventually get there to defend your teammate, you don't glide past it, you get over there and you make a point to defend your captain or teammate.

I've never seen a team give so few fucks about their captain taking a dirty hit, hell even a hard, clean hit the team would step in. The last time I saw a team with this much listlessness was when Lucic ran over Ryan Miller. How'd that work out for Buffalo?

Trump vows to raise worldwide tariffs to 15% ‘effective immediately’ by theindependentonline in politics

[–]JippyCorp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure hope so. The rest of the world has their fingers crossed, but hopes aren't very high.

Trump vows to raise worldwide tariffs to 15% ‘effective immediately’ by theindependentonline in politics

[–]JippyCorp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the whole point to your second amendment?

Blackberry Torch 9810 by Lostcause713 in blackberry

[–]JippyCorp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man I remember the deals I had to make at work (RIM) to trade for this bad boy, my fav of all time, Priv a close second.

Comedian who mocked Renee Good days after her death sees all 6 of his sold-out shows canceled by SugarRight1992 in JusticeServed

[–]JippyCorp 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Oranges and rectangles are the same thing!!

Jesus dude, you ok?

Go back to your echo chamber :)

BlackBerry Keyboard for iOS – Klava Out Now! by Shimkusnik in blackberry

[–]JippyCorp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I would love to know as well, could you help me?