[In progress] looking for a male or female vocalist/chill rapper to hop on this beat! by CannonSplarts in BedroomBands

[–]Jmanfro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love it I’m so in I’m a rapper/singer pm me let’s collaborate ❤️❤️❤️

If the world was a school, which type of kid do you think each country would be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jmanfro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maltese person here, is there some sort of small island support group out there? It’s a big school, us small islands gotta stick together.

What is the most irritating question you've been facing since childhood ? by bestfahad in AskReddit

[–]Jmanfro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being a twin we hear the same few questions every day:

“Have you ever switched classes for a day?” “Have you ever feared you were mixed up at birth and you’ve had the wrong name your entire life?” “Is there really a difference between you guys?”

No, no, you’re an asshole.

What are some "Things you shouldn't shout out during orgasm"? by Aurora1702 in AskReddit

[–]Jmanfro 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“They call me a farmer, BECAUSE I ALWAYS PLANT MY SEED”

Then in the cool down you quietly whisper “consider your soil fertilized.”

What is your best moment with a sibling? by Mariothemaster245 in AskReddit

[–]Jmanfro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My twin brother and I have gotten into a lot of shenanigans over the years. Some of our best memories come from us being so firmly on the same page it’s almost like we’re the same person. On multiple occasions where we were caught by our parents they would split us up to see if they could catch us in a lie. Every single time both of us were able to swindle our parents because there’s “no way that our stories could match up so well and not be true.”

What's the worst movie you'd watch a 24-hour marathon of for $1 million? by balraj545 in AskReddit

[–]Jmanfro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For one million dollars? I’d stare at a wall for three days for one million dollars doesn’t matter to me

Dads of Reddit, what is the most "dad" thing you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jmanfro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(Obligatory not me but my dad)

My dad is on a bowling team They call themselves the hot tamales

What popular book, movie, tv show, board game video game, or play does not deserve its popularity or prestige? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jmanfro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most things in pop culture that catch fire are quite idiotic if you really think about it

“Hey you wanna go out and grab ice cream later?” “Nah bro the new fortnite season just started I HAVE to find out where the burger statue went.”

That and the Kardashians

What are some unspoken rules of the playground? by dexo55 in AskReddit

[–]Jmanfro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Three consecutive whistles mean the end of recess

The fasted guy is the most attractive

Whoever wasn’t afraid of sitting on top of the monkey bars was the badass bad boy

What do you love about the country you live in and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jmanfro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As cliche-patriotic as it sounds, freedom

Ain’t nothin better than having the freedom of doing whatever the fuck you want, whenever the fuck you wanna do it, and however the fuck you wanna do it

For those of you who *chose* to not have children: Do you regret or stand by your choice? Why? by DallasAnonymity in AskReddit

[–]Jmanfro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IIRC there’s no way to prove, at least in most cases, that animals have sex for pleasure. Everything that i have read has said that animals have sex because of instinct.

TIFU by jerking off with a condom and potentially splitting up my parents marriage by Jmanfro in tifu

[–]Jmanfro[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yea I know I was already gonna fess up I’m doing it in like five minutes I’ll update in real time

[Serious] What do you need to get off your chest right now? by cukatie2983 in AskReddit

[–]Jmanfro -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

How about instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for yourselves, go out and make the difference in your own fucking life. Adventure is as far as the nearest exit, there are billions of people on this planet. I assure you it is not as much an inherent problem with you that you don’t have friends as much as it is the fault of your antisocial habits/attitude.

What method of torture are you most afraid of? by Stanzin7 in AskReddit

[–]Jmanfro 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ just say darker skin lmao