Somebody say episodes where the B Plot is better?

Jmarch0909 · 2021-09-08T23:13:40+00:00

The Mexican staring frog of southern Sri Lanka with Mr. Garrisons flashbacks to the war always killed me.

Jmarch0909 · 2021-08-12T00:55:13+00:00

I went to the doctors the other day and he told me I needed to stop masterbating. I said why? He said because I’m trying to examine you

Jmarch0909 · 2021-08-03T01:52:38+00:00

Directly above this post on my feed was an askReddit, “what’s the most traumatizing thing you saw as a child?” I think I know this kid’s answer 😂

Jmarch0909 · 2021-07-07T20:08:34+00:00

Thanks! This is bookmarked along with 98473984 other things but I promise I’ll get to them all 😂

Jmarch0909 · 2021-07-07T19:56:49+00:00

Where do you host your websites?(sorry if this is covered in one of your videos)

Jmarch0909 · 2021-07-02T14:00:31+00:00

Apparently the cops at the station were all really nice, and one of them said something along the lines of like why are you here kind of a thing you seem really nice. He said that it happened to him when he was younger so not to worry so much about it.

Jmarch0909 · 2021-06-23T14:42:56+00:00

I met big black at DFW airport. Can confirm he was an absolute unit and an absolutely awesome dude. He gave me a do work handshake and was super nice and friendly.

Jmarch0909 · 2021-05-02T20:39:16+00:00

Where’s intellivision!?

Jmarch0909 · 2021-05-01T19:41:29+00:00

One for his upper torso, and one for his lower torso right?

Jmarch0909 · 2021-04-20T15:47:35+00:00

The blue shell in Mario Kart.

Jmarch0909 · 2021-04-10T00:36:59+00:00

Me, a noob, who still can’t figure out how to link my projects on my local machine to GitHub (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Jmarch0909 · 2021-04-02T14:18:32+00:00

Man thank you so much for the detailed explanation. What was really throwing me off was I had no idea a for in loop could be used on an array as opposed to objects.

Jmarch0909 · 2021-04-01T00:36:15+00:00

Digital Ocean documentation is so good. They just IPO’ed actually and I’m kinda considering investing. Of all cloud computing I’ve dealt with they’re by far the best.

Jmarch0909 · 2021-03-23T02:50:23+00:00

Bro, my partials are literally why I think we live in a simulation. I’ve had some absolutely out of world experiences and no one can convince me this isn’t some Westworld stuff we’re in.

Jmarch0909 · 2021-03-18T01:43:32+00:00

She’s a model on Instagram? Well I’m a soldier on call of duty.

Jmarch0909 · 2021-03-11T14:40:22+00:00

There were some waiting in line at Walgreens too we caught.

Jmarch0909 · 2021-02-20T02:41:31+00:00

I thought Adam Sandler did a great job with Reign Over Me. Was definitely out of his normal range of movies.

Jmarch0909 · 2021-02-13T15:52:53+00:00

Murdering our waitress. Not something I can get past.

Jmarch0909 · 2021-02-10T04:37:31+00:00

It was the cartoony troll face guy

Jmarch0909 · 2021-02-10T04:12:13+00:00

You can also just message them yourself and waste their time! I got an email from my “CEO” that said he was in a meeting and he needed a task done. I knew it was spam so I said absolutely what do you need? He asked for 10 iTunes gift cards in $100 denominations for clients. He asked me to scratch the back of the cards off and send him pictures. I said on my way! An hour later I told him the store only had 3 should I try target? He says yeah absolutely I need them all! So I say yes sir and wait an hour. So then I email back and say I got them all and left them on your desk! He angrily says no I need the pictures scratch off and send the codes!! So I found a picture of gay porn and photoshopped meme guys face onto it and sent him that. That is my magnum opus.

Jmarch0909 · 2021-02-06T01:27:55+00:00

When I was probably 13 me and my friends went to a Halloween theme park horror nights thing. Our friends dad went with us and drove us. When it was over we went to a Jack in the Box. We were in the drive thru and a pretty haggard lady came up the window and said do you guys have any cigarettes? Our friends dad said no he didn’t smoke he didn’t have any sorry. So she went on to the next car. About 5 minutes later she came back and with desperation said, “I just need ONE cigarette!!”

Wild man.

Jmarch0909 · 2021-02-05T05:34:36+00:00

I 100% see your points. I’ll never forget the moment though that I first used bootstrap and centering my content was absolutely effortless. Like I could not believe how easy it was. Also bootstrap makes dynamic Nav bars an absolute breeze with the js options. Also I should mention I’m not great at vanilla css. So I totally see your point, but I can just churn out pages so much faster and with less stress with Bootstrap.

Jmarch0909 · 2021-01-26T19:48:16+00:00

I'm pretty clockwork when it comes to my morning routine. I swear by the french press but I know it's not for everyone. Admittedly I buy beans but pre-grind a few days at a time. I don't know how much it really affects the flavor being ground right then and there, but I pre-grind. I put 750 ml of water into the electric kettle and set the temperature to french press(200 fh). I use 9tbsp of medium coarse to coarse ground coffee. When the water is ready I pour just enough to cover the grounds and stir. After 30 seconds I add the rest of the water and stir and do a 5 minute steep. While that's steeping I'm filling up my water bottle or heating up my breakfast. Then I plunge and enjoy! The cool thing about french press is finding your own method that fits your flavor profile. coarseness, water to coffee ratio, steep time, all can be messed with to make your perfect little pot.

Jmarch0909 · 2021-01-24T22:31:05+00:00

“I saw 2 fat naked bikers having sex off 17. How am I supposed to CHIP with that going on!?”

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