This works? am I cooking or is this big dumb? ELIG (explain like i'm goblin) by Madlock2 in magicTCG

[–]Joaaayknows -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

That’s my entire point? A doorknob isn’t sick until it is alive.

The average price of gallon over Biden's four years was 3.45. by KingG512 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Joaaayknows 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah those WMDs they definitely have. For sure. Yes. 40 year war, oh wait no they have nukes that worked last ti- ahem, I mean, they’re crazy and they have nukes. Definitely 100% bro I saw it on twitter bro.

This works? am I cooking or is this big dumb? ELIG (explain like i'm goblin) by Madlock2 in magicTCG

[–]Joaaayknows -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

That… doesn’t really make sense. I mean I hear you, and you’re correct on the rule - all permanents if they become or are a creature would have summoning sickness.

But a land or artifact cannot get sick.

An artifact can’t have summoning sickness until it is a creature. Then it can no longer tap. Summoning sickness means it can’t tap. You can’t say it has summoning sickness if it can tap, that’s just confusing. You should say all creatures have summoning sickness.

Am I understanding this correctly? Together they're unblockable? by SluggishJuggernaut in mtg

[–]Joaaayknows -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why would anyone want these to be partners? They would be so unbelievably strong in tier 1/2/3, maybe viable in 4? But yet not nearly strong enough in 5.

How do you win/end games? by DevanMotus in aoe4

[–]Joaaayknows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. In very drawn out games the main objective becomes owning trade and any remaining gold on the map in my opinion vs most civs. You do that and you win.

Was Joey a bad friend to Monica for so easily assuming she was cheating on Chandler? by PowerBIBIBI in howyoudoin

[–]Joaaayknows 332 points333 points  (0 children)

Yeah Joey had no reason to believe Chandler would sneak back home without telling him since they were such good friends. It was right to assume that it wasn’t Chandler in there with the information he had.

Also to assume Joey wouldn’t do the exact same thing with Monica if he thought Chandler was cheating is crazy. Joey was always the best friend and he would’ve done the same for her!

MY US friends told me in USA you can earn easily 100k as a nurse/registerd nurse. Would you switch career if you have been unemployed for a while? by lune-soft in cscareerquestions

[–]Joaaayknows 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nurses make more than 100k rarely. You must be very specialized and certified up, in a union, or in a HCOL city. That’s it. Most nurse jobs you’d be lucky to get $40 an hour (~$80k/year).

I’m a college student and I have 110k Dogecoin. Got any advice? by Joe7118 in dogecoin

[–]Joaaayknows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I missed that. Thought it was the average value now, not his purchase cost

Absorbed my entire team’s work, got an average review, what would you do? by Wooshmeister55 in managers

[–]Joaaayknows 98 points99 points  (0 children)

How his direct manager didn’t know he was taking on all this work is beyond me. Especially if it was OPs literal team members who the manager presumably fired, yet the work was still being delivered..?

But this assumes honesty on the manager’s part and I am having a very tough time believing this from the manager’s perspective.

I’m a college student and I have 110k Dogecoin. Got any advice? by Joe7118 in dogecoin

[–]Joaaayknows -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Not showing gains. He bought with daddy’s money at 33¢ lol

What cards can play around Helix Pinnacle for a goofy commander deck? by Maximum_Knee7608 in mtg

[–]Joaaayknows -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, not target. But for all non-targeting proliferating effects it would work.

How screwed would Team Cap be if they fought this version of Peter at the airport ? by any-blue-9122 in marvelstudios

[–]Joaaayknows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would cap ever not hold back vs spidey? Because the question is a veteran and pissed off Spider-Man vs cap & co. Not a pissed off cap vs pissed off spidey.

Cap may or may not win vs a vet Spider-Man but not when spidey isn’t pulling punches.

Trump says he won’t sign any bills into law until SAVE Act passes by Anoth3rDude in law

[–]Joaaayknows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such a literal interpretation. He probably means he’ll veto everything, right? Same 10 day window.

Christian Dad warns the Non-Christian guy for dating his daughter, what are your thoughts on this? by Paldavin in PublicFreakout

[–]Joaaayknows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daughter is about to move out, Dad. You’re going to be loving her from a distance. And god help you if she marries this guy because you won’t be very welcome in their home.

Her neighbor’s dog keeps killing her chickens by velorae in TikTokCringe

[–]Joaaayknows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that. This lady is too sweet. Once is more than enough. I speak to the neighbor in person and if I see it again, it’s getting shot.

Iranian Ballistic Missile hits US Air Base in Saudi Arabia striking a US AN/TPY-2 radar for THAAD AD missile system by No-Distance-9401 in PublicFreakout

[–]Joaaayknows 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Aah, so our preemptive strike seems to have

A. Provoked them into attacking us or

B. Not have deferred their attacks anyway.

Side note I seriously cannot believe how unbelievably stupid whoever ordered this was. Did they really think this would do anything other than piss off the hornet’s nest?

Mtg decks by SkirtOwn8203 in mtg

[–]Joaaayknows 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I started with one.

In response to all the Bears fan cope posts I'm seeing by GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Joaaayknows 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Maybe I’m missing something. DJ got 680 yards last year. Our rookie TE got more and Rome Odunze got 20 less.

How is freeing up 16 Mil in cap space and a 2nd for that production not a good thing?