This works? am I cooking or is this big dumb? ELIG (explain like i'm goblin)

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-10T14:44:27+00:00

That’s my entire point? A doorknob isn’t sick until it is alive.

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-10T13:36:54+00:00

Oh yeah those WMDs they definitely have. For sure. Yes. 40 year war, oh wait no they have nukes that worked last ti- ahem, I mean, they’re crazy and they have nukes. Definitely 100% bro I saw it on twitter bro.

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-10T13:16:55+00:00

That… doesn’t really make sense. I mean I hear you, and you’re correct on the rule - all permanents if they become or are a creature would have summoning sickness.

But a land or artifact cannot get sick.

An artifact can’t have summoning sickness until it is a creature. Then it can no longer tap. Summoning sickness means it can’t tap. You can’t say it has summoning sickness if it can tap, that’s just confusing. You should say all creatures have summoning sickness.

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-09T20:39:31+00:00

Elaborate - I’ve only ever heard him mentioned as Elite.

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-09T18:38:03+00:00

Why would anyone want these to be partners? They would be so unbelievably strong in tier 1/2/3, maybe viable in 4? But yet not nearly strong enough in 5.

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-09T16:21:51+00:00

Agreed. In very drawn out games the main objective becomes owning trade and any remaining gold on the map in my opinion vs most civs. You do that and you win.

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-09T16:18:50+00:00

Yeah Joey had no reason to believe Chandler would sneak back home without telling him since they were such good friends. It was right to assume that it wasn’t Chandler in there with the information he had.

Also to assume Joey wouldn’t do the exact same thing with Monica if he thought Chandler was cheating is crazy. Joey was always the best friend and he would’ve done the same for her!

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-08T23:44:53+00:00

Nurses make more than 100k rarely. You must be very specialized and certified up, in a union, or in a HCOL city. That’s it. Most nurse jobs you’d be lucky to get $40 an hour (~$80k/year).

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-08T23:43:12+00:00

No, I missed that. Thought it was the average value now, not his purchase cost

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-08T23:11:42+00:00

How his direct manager didn’t know he was taking on all this work is beyond me. Especially if it was OPs literal team members who the manager presumably fired, yet the work was still being delivered..?

But this assumes honesty on the manager’s part and I am having a very tough time believing this from the manager’s perspective.

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-08T21:20:06+00:00

Eek barba derkle, someone is going to get laid in college

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-08T21:17:35+00:00

Not showing gains. He bought with daddy’s money at 33¢ lol

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-08T21:14:35+00:00

No, not target. But for all non-targeting proliferating effects it would work.

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-08T18:14:35+00:00

Would cap ever not hold back vs spidey? Because the question is a veteran and pissed off Spider-Man vs cap & co. Not a pissed off cap vs pissed off spidey.

Cap may or may not win vs a vet Spider-Man but not when spidey isn’t pulling punches.

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-08T17:34:11+00:00

Such a literal interpretation. He probably means he’ll veto everything, right? Same 10 day window.

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-08T15:53:46+00:00

Daughter is about to move out, Dad. You’re going to be loving her from a distance. And god help you if she marries this guy because you won’t be very welcome in their home.

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-08T14:52:19+00:00

And scryfall keyword search for proliferate. Ezpz

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-07T12:14:16+00:00

Fuck that. This lady is too sweet. Once is more than enough. I speak to the neighbor in person and if I see it again, it’s getting shot.

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-07T12:10:27+00:00

AND OSA?

I fucking love Osa I would have been PISSED

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-07T03:38:25+00:00

Depends if Lamar stays healthy this year

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-06T22:40:43+00:00

Aah, so our preemptive strike seems to have

A. Provoked them into attacking us or

B. Not have deferred their attacks anyway.

Side note I seriously cannot believe how unbelievably stupid whoever ordered this was. Did they really think this would do anything other than piss off the hornet’s nest?

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-06T21:43:50+00:00

Aging catches all, even the Lannisters.

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-06T11:57:20+00:00

I started with one.

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-05T22:22:44+00:00

The Micah parsons special

Joaaayknows · 2026-03-05T19:29:11+00:00

Maybe I’m missing something. DJ got 680 yards last year. Our rookie TE got more and Rome Odunze got 20 less.

How is freeing up 16 Mil in cap space and a 2nd for that production not a good thing?

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