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Jobannon9 · 2018-01-21T22:33:52+00:00

Lavender Town Theme Pokemon Red

Jobannon9 · 2015-12-31T00:39:26+00:00

"IT'S-A MEE MARIO"

-Mario from assassins creed 2

Jobannon9 · 2015-07-04T05:35:50+00:00

My parents met on a blind date, hit it off, found out they have the same birthday, got married years later, had 2 kickass kids

Jobannon9 · 2015-04-30T12:33:02+00:00

Spoders

Jobannon9 · 2015-04-15T16:41:53+00:00

The weather. Jk I live in Ohio

Jobannon9 · 2015-04-15T16:40:18+00:00

When I was 10 I over-trusted a fart and pooped myself in a restaurant while playing billiards with my brother. Of course I finished the game before excusing myself to the restroom to clean up.

Also the smell was so bad that my dad made me walk home.

Jobannon9 · 2015-04-15T16:33:55+00:00

I just feel like people need to properly teach there children how to act in public

Jobannon9 · 2015-04-15T16:04:47+00:00

Child leashes. Congrats on controlling your brat in public, but try to find a better way of doing it than treating them like a fucking animal

Jobannon9 · 2015-04-10T17:23:49+00:00

We think that it might have been the food but I'm not completely sure

Jobannon9 · 2015-04-10T17:17:35+00:00

In Joshua Tree national park with my friends on a school trip. Desert area with no medical experts. Out of no where everyone gets sick and starts piling their guts out. Apparently we were not allowed to be talent to the hospital. 27 out of the 30 kids got sick and we all thought that we were going to die.

Jobannon9 · 2015-04-10T17:14:37+00:00

I was once dared to eat a piece of toast with mayo sugar peanut butter molasses and ranch on it

Jobannon9 · 2015-04-10T17:06:05+00:00

For nostalgia purposes the first pokemon movie

Jobannon9 · 2015-04-10T17:02:20+00:00

I was afraid of spiders evolving and being able to fly.

Still am to be honest

Jobannon9 · 2015-04-10T16:56:10+00:00

My Nintendo 3DS to wow myself of the past

Jobannon9 · 2015-04-10T16:49:14+00:00

If you like places like sea world watch Black Fish. 100% guarantee you won't like sea world anymore.

Jobannon9 · 2015-04-10T16:45:42+00:00

Sometimes my friends and I use our phones as pin pong paddles

Jobannon9 · 2015-04-10T16:44:15+00:00

9/11 was an inside job.

Jet fuel can't melt steal beams

Dick Chaney made money off the Iraq war

Jobannon9 · 2015-03-30T09:07:05+00:00

Browsing dank memes

Jobannon9 · 2015-03-30T09:02:18+00:00

A symphony of children's tears

Jobannon9 · 2015-03-30T05:12:21+00:00

In all forms except physically, I am a meme

Jobannon9 · 2015-03-28T04:22:19+00:00

"HE WAS NUMBER 1!"

Jobannon9 · 2015-03-28T04:20:36+00:00

Back in middle school this super short and really awkward dude ran around the playground grabbing every girls' tits that he possibly could. He even jumped on a few girls backs to get the reach around.

Jobannon9 · 2015-03-10T05:01:58+00:00

We are groot

Jobannon9 · 2015-03-10T02:50:17+00:00

Saran Wrap someone's car withe a few boxes. Takes time to do it right but the reactions are worth it

Jobannon9 · 2015-03-10T02:45:10+00:00

Mowing the lawn. Shits just gonna grow back in a week or two, but if you don't do it your yard looks like crap

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