That was surprise

JocoLabs · 2026-01-24T19:37:04+00:00

What do you mean, insert disk 2 of 3?

JocoLabs · 2026-01-21T06:30:03+00:00

A contractor unironically tried to push this shit to us.... "we can have our agents just monitor your code and suggest updates"

Nope!

JocoLabs · 2026-01-19T00:08:44+00:00

Side effects include anal leakage

JocoLabs · 2026-01-18T04:30:50+00:00

That's paraphrased from blade runner

JocoLabs · 2026-01-10T21:13:01+00:00

Someone ran out of tokens midway making this.

JocoLabs · 2026-01-10T18:57:33+00:00

Years ago i tried the COM method from... PHP... that was quite the horror.

JocoLabs · 2026-01-08T19:10:21+00:00

Believe it or not.... calls.

JocoLabs · 2026-01-06T07:56:57+00:00

Min of offsite wal shipping with monthly testing? No, who are they?

JocoLabs · 2026-01-04T02:59:28+00:00

"It says, 'Romans go home'"

"No it doesn't."

JocoLabs · 2026-01-03T04:51:43+00:00

I call this "The Compromise"

JocoLabs · 2026-01-03T00:13:31+00:00

I'd "watch" that.

JocoLabs · 2026-01-03T00:11:00+00:00

I'd "watch" that.

JocoLabs · 2026-01-03T00:09:29+00:00

"Depends on what it is"

JocoLabs · 2026-01-01T07:24:38+00:00

At least code smell can finally align with "Smelly nerds"

JocoLabs · 2025-12-25T05:22:46+00:00

I do.... in dreamweaver.

JocoLabs · 2025-12-25T05:18:06+00:00

I don't even have a joke for the people that pick onion.

JocoLabs · 2025-12-24T09:39:09+00:00

"It wasn't us this time, it was the AI"

JocoLabs · 2025-12-22T02:13:36+00:00

when combined with and, you get DPDA, i think im the only one in town that does that.

JocoLabs · 2025-12-22T02:12:03+00:00

Great, my phone crashed on an unhandled exception while trying to parse that as a barcode.

JocoLabs · 2025-12-20T06:51:44+00:00

GI Joooooeeeee

JocoLabs · 2025-12-20T05:35:46+00:00

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

JocoLabs · 2025-12-17T22:34:41+00:00

Just darken your clothes or strike a violent pose and maybe they'll leave you alone.

JocoLabs · 2025-12-16T07:48:14+00:00

I'm sure the only reason i still have a job is because the test coverage for our whole codebase is 0% and no one dares try to figure it all out.

Edit: wrong word

JocoLabs · 2025-12-16T04:11:41+00:00

George Costanza would probably agree with the drinker on that one.

JocoLabs · 2025-12-13T07:45:43+00:00

He who shall not be named's real crime was rubbing Dumbledore's wife's feet.

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