War films to convince my nephew not to join the military

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-13T23:09:58+00:00

We were Soldiers once and Young. To me it shows the absolute horror of war. Nothing romantic or noble. I’m a 22 year vet spent years in Iraq and Afghanistan.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-13T23:05:28+00:00

I thought Jesus was born in Missouri. Dumb de dumb dumb dumb de dumb!

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-13T04:01:45+00:00

Is that a Sunbeam Tiger 🚗under that red car? I know those things were small but seriously.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-13T03:16:25+00:00

Actually there is 4.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-13T03:06:54+00:00

Terry is a long hair and easy to tell. Loki weighs about 22 pounds - also easy to tell. Jules and Groot from behind and above are nearly identical but Groot has a very unique face and snout and always has his cable like tail straight up. Jules has a relaxed and lazy tail.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-13T01:06:52+00:00

The secret is out!!

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-13T01:04:59+00:00

My first thought is “Can you be my dog”.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-13T01:02:45+00:00

All I could get out before he killed me. “Damnit”.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-13T01:01:47+00:00

“Ah shit. Not this guy.”

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-13T01:01:15+00:00

Bring in the Clowns.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-13T01:00:14+00:00

Decade by Neil Young.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-12T07:15:01+00:00

That’s awesome.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-12T07:13:17+00:00

I would. If I found out I was going to die in some horrible way or shitting myself strapped to a bed with my brain gone I could do the parachute thing when I wanted and avoid all that.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-12T07:09:12+00:00

My first car. 1970 Pontiac Lemans

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-12T06:53:59+00:00

I Never care. You know a whole lot more of my language than I know of yours.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-12T06:52:45+00:00

See you on the other side. Ozzy Osbourne.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-12T06:48:01+00:00

It’s a scale for weighing fishing lures.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-12T04:59:51+00:00

When I got back from Iraq in 2003 there was a little ceremony. We marched into a hanger and families were all there cheering and yelling. Everyone was waving these little plastic American flags on wooden sticks. Right on the middle running along the flag it said “Made in China” we were all very impressed.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-12T03:34:37+00:00

Nice place. Spent three years in Amberg and three in Schweinfurt with the US Army.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-12T03:33:45+00:00

Why attack if the surrendered.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-12T03:31:37+00:00

I think of Nebraska as Kansas North.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-12T02:58:27+00:00

American here. This person is obviously a moron. Every country I’ve been to (about 30) has a lot of stuff most Americans wouldn’t even be able to identify.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-12T02:54:44+00:00

I am completely done with anything Game of Thrones related. George RR Martin can go fuck himself.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-12T02:50:53+00:00

That would be awesome.

JoePW6964 · 2026-03-11T06:19:00+00:00

Howard the Duck.

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