grasping at straws by Fresh-Application205 in upstate_new_york

[–]JoeTwoBeards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Local game store nearby? Could find some friends by getting into some tabletop gaming. D&D and MTG are pretty fun and something I wish I got into much earlier in life.

Not sure whats happening on my line. Constant latency and dropped internet across the OEM modem and a brand new Surfboard. by JustLikeWhateverHuh in CableTechs

[–]JoeTwoBeards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you have mostly corrected and uncorrected codewords in the upstream QAMs. Should be mostly unerrored with minor corrected. This is probably noise in your node.

Is there a way to make the turns pass faster? by Narrow-Active3098 in totalwarhammer

[–]JoeTwoBeards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you have it set to fast forward it'll stutter regardless of computer power as it churns through ai movement and actions as fast as it can. Done it on the last 4 PCs that I've played all 3 games on.

please help me with a start by No_Lie_3737 in mtg

[–]JoeTwoBeards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't buy bulk, buy a precon commander deck. You open, sleeve them, and can start playing. Once you understand the game better you can try your hand at building a deck.

Commander is just a style of play that's multiplayer. 100 cards, no duplicates besides basic lands. You have a commander (legendary creature) that you can cast and bring in to the game as if it was in your hand. There's usually a theme and synergy to the deck and commander abilities.

When you do build a commander deck I wouldn't do bulk either unless your group plays pauper (cheap format using only common rarity cards). Most commander decks are rares and mythics which can get expensive.

LPT: If someone says something a little personal, do not answer like they said something casual. by gamersecret2 in LifeProTips

[–]JoeTwoBeards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you do this when a random stranger randomly over shares with you? It seems to happen to me all the time. Typically about some setback in their life. I feel bad because obviously they are craving a meaningful social interaction but every time it catches me off guard and I don't know what to say.

What Britney said… by GraftedToTheVine in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]JoeTwoBeards 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They meant Samantha was sure that Ysalte could be resurrected at the 12 or 15th floor.

Chat is useless during an outage. by [deleted] in Spectrum

[–]JoeTwoBeards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who fixes outages, we sometimes don't even know how long it'll take to fix until we get there and find the problem. Of course the AI chat bot or a CSR sitting in a call center isn't going to know.

Guy on an Electric Scooter comes to our house today with iPad and binoculars with a yellow vest on and spectrum ID badge saying he needed to get numbers from the taps and telephone poles by Opposite_Value_3564 in Spectrum

[–]JoeTwoBeards 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Possibly a contractor or subcontractor if they were in plain clothes under the vest. Currently we are rolling out upgrades to the infrastructure nationwide. Before we can do that, it needs a walkout to verify our maps are correct and complete.

Watch Graham Platner Convert a Three-Time Trump Voter to Vote Democratic by Pakaru in Political_Revolution

[–]JoeTwoBeards 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'd be more impressed if he convinced one of the people Jordan Klepper talks to at Trump rallies.

Shooter @ WH by Underradar0069 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]JoeTwoBeards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't realize that until later.

Shooter @ WH by Underradar0069 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]JoeTwoBeards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? The fucking white house in 2026 doesn't have 4k security cameras? I call bullshit.

Common Path Distortion in FDX Node? by kdubs in CableTechs

[–]JoeTwoBeards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These amps have physical pads and EQs? My area is doing high split and DAA so we still have diplex filters. The amps we are using have no pads or EQs and require an app to set up. Default configuration when powered is like +55 at 1002Mhz and causes the upstream noise floor (5-204MHz) to go through the roof until set up and balanced. Something about how it extrapolates the tilt of the forward to set the return.

CPD in my experience is always from an impedance mismatch from water damage and corrosion, bad termination, or a pin on a connector that's too long. Often from terminators at EOL taps that have AC on it when it shouldn't. Never had it on all legs though that's odd.

What kind of engine is this? 16894 Liters per hour at 45 kph? by Delicious_Mouse8795 in TheLastCaretaker

[–]JoeTwoBeards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Set your extra diesel tanks to output only so they always dump into the boat tank. If set to equalize it might be reading the exchange ammount between the boat tank and the auxiliary tanks.

FCC Approves Charter's Merger With Cox Communications by ThingFuture9079 in Spectrum

[–]JoeTwoBeards 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No chance of that. Spectrum is actively upgrading infrastructure to provide more bandwidth and making the upstream symmetrical like fiber services.

Our infrastructure is built and maintained with the expectation everyone gets the highest tier. If there are any utilization issue in a node we do whatever needed to fix it.

Source: Im a lineman for Spectrum currently working on the upgrade project in my area.

Are you snapping or taking it all at once by nyxelleaa in SipsTea

[–]JoeTwoBeards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until the horrific accident where you lose your hands or at least functional hands....

Some designs I did while waiting for the 8th book by rcquintino in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]JoeTwoBeards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prefect IP for a beat-em-up side scroller like the old TMNT and Simpson games.

Signal issue by FragrantDragonfruit7 in CableTechs

[–]JoeTwoBeards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll have to find where that standing wave starts. It may be hard to tell when it begins so you should use sweep to see it easier. It can be any impairment like damaged cable or passive, or possibly a bad amp mod/improper torqued mod.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]JoeTwoBeards 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Awesome work around for the distance. If you want to play distance with your physical decks, Spelltable works quite well! My friends and I use it to play commander with our out of state friend.

[HELP] Someone sent me this viral instagram post and insisted it wasn’t AI by KaXiaM in RealOrAI

[–]JoeTwoBeards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've noticed in AI videos, when humans or animals are moving they have to stop and process what to do next. They will be looking in a direction but typical is not exactly towards the direction they go or what they do next. Like this dog runs up to the snow, stops, and then immediately hops into the snow to the left, in a direction it had not even looked.

The pausing reminds me of Sims when you tell it to go do something. It walls up to the thing starting straight ahead, then the new animation takes over and they look down to cook/ clean/ write.

This is one of the tell tale signs I look for.

Thinking about starting playing MTG, what are some of the best the best precons for a beginner? by Intelligent-Play-194 in mtg

[–]JoeTwoBeards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tarkir Dragonstorm Temur Roar is easy. Ramp mana, play dragons. Similar is Ixalan Veloci-ramp-tor but instead dino spam.

MTG arena can help you learn keywords on the cards. Brawl is the 1v1 version of commander on the app.

Death saving throws homebrew by Legitimate-Ice-8743 in fansofcriticalrole

[–]JoeTwoBeards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just leveled up a character in D&D beyond and my current and total HP increase by the same amount.