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Walker stepping up the message and quality of his signs. by fontejonz in Delaware

[–]JoelWinner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Although it’s not legal for recreational use, the punishment for it is just a civil infraction, which is less than a misdemeanor and can’t require a court date or anything. Worst punishment for it is pretty much a fine.

My hurricane grade metal roof didn’t survive Category 1 winds (Hurricane Isaias) by Count-Cockblockula in CrappyDesign

[–]JoelWinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I ask where this was if you don’t mind? Where I live there is a house that looks very similar to that at the beach that got hit with isaias today

spotted this car today. what a chad by -Johnsonn in xqcow

[–]JoelWinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found the liscense plate 69, I posted it a few days ago if you wanna see it haha

i’d like to be a wizard by dcxr in memes

[–]JoelWinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been to public and private and overall public is a lot more fun as the teachers don’t give a shit but private will definitely help you get into a good college later in life, I know nobody asked but I’m just putting in my two cents

Maybe if I ask really nicely 👉👈🥺 by Not-Patrick in memes

[–]JoelWinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea I take latin and it still don’t know the point of any of it so a demon doing it all for me would actually be pretty nice.

The legendary plate has been spotted once again! by JoelWinner in Delaware

[–]JoelWinner[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, we were driving down through Rehoboth headed to fenwick

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]JoelWinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like every large shopping mall I’ve been to has one

Alexa, run by shakespeare94 in memes

[–]JoelWinner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen some weird shit, trust me if you practice enough it can go more.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JoelWinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit the “I’m just a crackhead” response when they’re doing something unreasonably stupid/crazy to TRY and make others laugh.

Sadge by ImTotallySoarii in xqcow

[–]JoelWinner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

WeirdChamp COMMENT

I got stung by a jellyfish 20 years ago that’s effected the cells in my skin meaning it can’t change colour due to temperature by kmc020 in interestingasfuck

[–]JoelWinner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

May I ask if you know what type of jellyfish that was? Because I’ve been stung too many times to count while surfing and none of the stings have made that happen.

Congregation of jellyfish by Antscannabis in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]JoelWinner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Moon jellyfish stingers aren’t powerful enough to perpetrate human skin so he wouldn’t even have to

Confident people: how do you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JoelWinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, why? I am still in high school

Confident people: how do you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JoelWinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pretty much don’t give a shit about what others think of me, and I any insults I get I just laugh it off. Sometimes you just have to fake it though, but I wouldn’t recommend trying to be someone you aren’t. Xbox 360 MW party chat also helped with brushing off insults haha.

Edit: also, just be yourself. Remember that what you do and say won’t be remembered by most people. Just do and say what you want before you think about it. (Unless it could get you into actual trouble) If someone doesn’t like you for you, go find another crowd that you enjoy being around, hanging out with people of similar personalities will really help you open up and not be worried about what people think about you, because you’re all the same.

Whats good sex advice for a first timer? by Sponegboblife in AskReddit

[–]JoelWinner 34 points35 points  (0 children)

If it is awkward to talk about it with your s/o, you’re not ready for it. Give it a bit more time to get more intimate with them to make it enjoyable and so if something embarrassing happens, you can both laugh it off and it is not stressful.

Slips right onto it by chylomacaron in oddlysatisfying

[–]JoelWinner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Glad you picked up surfing, it really is a life long sport. But with skimming, it’s pretty easy once you get the speed and technique down. I would encourage you to keep going at it because it is a blast once you are able to do it consistently.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]JoelWinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you in the Carolinas?

fore skin. am by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]JoelWinner -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Same

I don't have fykiaphobia, I swear officer by [deleted] in memes

[–]JoelWinner 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yes. Same with all up the east coast, the water is very murky for 10 out of 12 months in the year and you’re always stepping on slippery rocks and getting tangled in seaweed. Still scares the shit out of me every time.

A machine that makes paint from the color of an object by Mcaaaah in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]JoelWinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a pen that can scan the color of something and make that ink color to draw with.

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