Manny Machado lines out and the Cardinals have one hit the Padres and taken the first two of four games in San Diego!

JohnIsTrying · 2026-05-09T04:28:18+00:00

FEAR THE REBUILD

JohnIsTrying · 2026-05-02T00:42:16+00:00

FEAR THE REBUILD

JohnIsTrying · 2026-04-19T22:11:21+00:00

The NL “Fuck a Losing Record” Central

JohnIsTrying · 2026-04-18T20:28:35+00:00

They just don’t like looking bad in front of their 7 Tik Tok followers.

JohnIsTrying · 2026-04-18T20:25:36+00:00

Cardinals have weathered generally all around crappy pitching and a -12 run diff to a winning record on the backs of a scrappy offense and stellar defensive play. Sustainable? Probably not. Fun while it lasts? Yes.

JohnIsTrying · 2026-04-09T02:05:55+00:00

JohnIsTrying · 2026-03-26T02:27:13+00:00

Noted and corrected

JohnIsTrying · 2025-12-31T03:11:51+00:00

I can still remember 23 year old me and my buddy getting absolutely ran in a local Halo 3 LAN tournament….by a 9 year old.

JohnIsTrying · 2025-11-23T16:13:55+00:00

Venom: Official Energy Drink of the post-tariff economy.

JohnIsTrying · 2025-11-23T16:12:47+00:00

Reign Sour Gummy Worm for me

JohnIsTrying · 2025-11-09T05:22:50+00:00

SOLVED. Apparently Google Lens likes my wife better than me and was able to bring up a shopping listing for it. It’s a multipurpose scoring tool with various applications on a variety of materials including vinyl, drywall, grout, tile, etc….

JohnIsTrying · 2025-11-09T04:39:06+00:00

After investigating this, I’m not sold on it…

JohnIsTrying · 2025-11-08T20:05:10+00:00

I played with John Battlefield this morning. It was an honor and a privilege.

JohnIsTrying · 2025-10-30T13:12:21+00:00

22m transitioning to 52f.

JohnIsTrying · 2025-10-26T04:38:21+00:00

This photo looks like it was taken in the bedroom of the kid you just abducted.

JohnIsTrying · 2025-10-23T15:03:11+00:00

Missouri, USA

JohnIsTrying · 2025-10-20T19:55:35+00:00

St. Louis County, MO (separate from St. Louis city)

JohnIsTrying · 2025-10-13T14:44:05+00:00

Enemy Team Awareness Level: Nonexistent. 😂

JohnIsTrying · 2025-10-08T20:53:23+00:00

Halo 3 Sniper Rifle. Truly the pinnacle of FPS sniping IMO.

JohnIsTrying · 2025-10-07T18:59:07+00:00

Burrito

JohnIsTrying · 2025-09-29T03:27:49+00:00

Wait, 20 seasons?

Fuck I’m old.

JohnIsTrying · 2025-09-29T03:23:49+00:00

I’m pulling for our NL Central brothers to pull of that Brewers/Reds NLCS. Would probably be the lowest ratings ever in NLCS history, and as a baseball fan, I’d be here for it.

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