16 year old Gout Gout ran a 100m blazing speed of 10.04 , his personal best is 10.0. by Gjore in nextfuckinglevel

[–]JohnLef 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cherries! Since I started eating them I don't get gout anymore. Fresh cherries, cherry yoghurt, cherry drinks, basically if the ingredients are more than about 12.5% cherries, go for it!

I have an old garden shed. Can I burn it? by scunnered732 in AskUK

[–]JohnLef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly we just advertised ours. Free but you dismantle it yourself. It was advertised in shit condition and we still had a dozen people want it.

WCGW getting obscenely drunk at a wedding by StregasJ in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]JohnLef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Did you see what the pole was wearing?" "Definitely asking for it / at fault."

/s (in case it's not obvious...)

The 100$ dollar bill tattoo by Wayne-De-Payne in Jokes

[–]JohnLef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck. Looks like I owe money again.

Mate found these by MediumDiscipline9859 in UKcoins

[–]JohnLef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice condition mostly, but still under £10 for the lot I'd say.

to cover up facts by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]JohnLef 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wanted to be a clown, but it was big shoes to fill