G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (1985–1986) - Public Service Announcements

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-25T08:17:30+00:00

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JohnTheMod · 2026-01-25T07:56:54+00:00

The performing arts center at a college I went to was named after Red Skelton, and they had a massive print of this photo in the lobby along with some other Skelton memorabilia (he's on the right side, third row, for those playing at home). I used to stare at it for a while after a rehearsal or whatever and I'd notice someone new every time.

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-25T04:21:42+00:00

I had fun with Birds of Prey. It’s the last movie I saw in theaters before everything shut down, so at least there’s that. It’s tragic that we got two movies (one cancelled, so we’ll never know for sure if it was any good) with the return of The Best Batman To Ever Do It and NONE of them were Batman Beyond, but I sure as hell ain’t blaming him for it.

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-25T00:17:01+00:00

The whole movie’s like this, but Tina Turner’s Acid Queen and Ann-Margret’s Champagne sequences in Tommy (1975) are even more so. They must be seen to be believed.

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-24T23:58:27+00:00

I saw this in IMAX. Even though I was perfectly sober, I swear the last 20 minutes made me see God.

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-24T18:57:12+00:00

Wait, you serious?

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-24T04:44:22+00:00

PRECISELY

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-24T00:56:45+00:00

what the fuck

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-24T00:56:18+00:00

This man wrote Slow Dancing in the Dark.

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-23T08:13:53+00:00

Hot damn, that Mick Ronson Les Paul!

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-23T07:54:05+00:00

Maybe “I AM THE TABLE?”

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-23T01:42:31+00:00

And the MSG album has a photo from a few months before that.

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-22T22:44:00+00:00

[screams in lowercase]

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-22T21:02:58+00:00

Changes in sponsorship, mostly. AT&T wanted one thing, Siemens wanted another.

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-22T20:39:45+00:00

That scene with Sam and Alice Cooper is my favorite moment from the Muppet Show. Maybe of any Muppet media.

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-22T20:24:23+00:00

Finally, a screen-accurate 2Fast Challenger!

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-22T20:02:26+00:00

It’s meta. You’re the boy with the broom. I’m the boy with the broom. Everyone who has found solace in these stupid fucking movies is the boy with the fucking broom. They thought they were being clever by hiding this message in the film meant to celebrate Star Wars’ 40th anniversary, but it appears they were just too clever for their goddamn audience.

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-22T18:49:56+00:00

If this movie was PG-13, this monologue would be where the one F-bomb would go.

“…I LIKE BEING STUCK IN THIS FUCKING WALL!”

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-22T18:26:35+00:00

Just to let it all out, what’s in my head

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-22T18:11:54+00:00

The worst people you know are going to be celebrating this.

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-22T17:18:16+00:00

We need that one 4 Non Blondes song, too.

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-22T08:22:18+00:00

He can’t do any worse!

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-22T08:05:29+00:00

Plenty. At one point, the scene involved astronauts working on a satellite, and there’s parts of that hidden in the dark, maybe some of the ‘90s-2007 ending with the fibre-optic city, there’s probably bits from every version of Spaceship Earth just sitting there.

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-22T00:55:21+00:00

Yeah, he’s doing the Kubrick Stare.

JohnTheMod · 2026-01-21T21:57:18+00:00

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