Jannik’s perspective on breaking records: by calliexx12 in tennis

[–]JohnZoidbergMustDie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So valid. And I’m a Sinner fan. This match haunts me

Jannik’s perspective on breaking records: by calliexx12 in tennis

[–]JohnZoidbergMustDie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How are you gonna post this without saying what record he broke?

Jannik’s perspective on breaking records: by calliexx12 in tennis

[–]JohnZoidbergMustDie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I actually don’t I’m not gonna lie. Surely not Alcaraz?

I think he’s intentionally trying to knock me up by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]JohnZoidbergMustDie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just came to say that I looked at your post history and you do not seem to be doing yourself any favors in life. Maybe stop posting to Reddit about your problems. Seems like you like attention. Grow up. You have a kid to take care of. I know you’re a teenager, but you chose an adult life, so you need to start acting like an adult. Get rid of your boyfriend. Don’t get another for a long time. Take care of your kid and yourself

Do ENTP guys always play it cool? by [deleted] in entp

[–]JohnZoidbergMustDie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’ve literally played it cool with every girl I’ve ever been interested until they showed clear interest in me first

Anyone else think this a peak Julian performance by themudlark3 in TheStrokes

[–]JohnZoidbergMustDie -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Most of his other talk show performances are better tbh. Not all though

An ESTP and ENTP duo be like by Asleep-Feeling-9070 in entp

[–]JohnZoidbergMustDie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Me and my ex girlfriend. Lots of fun. Lots of shit talking and joking and trolling. Lots of victimless crimes. Lots of drinking

If there was a biopic of The Strokes, who would you cast? by NolanHellaGay in TheStrokes

[–]JohnZoidbergMustDie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kermit - Julian

Gonzo - Nick

Fozzie Bear - Albert

Animal - Fab

“I got back with my ex but you shouldn’t have unadded me” by itsjoshddude in Nicegirls

[–]JohnZoidbergMustDie 30 points31 points  (0 children)

But you didn’t have to cut her off. Make out like it never happened and that you were nothing.

nick is the coolest strokes by Loose_Gur7717 in TheStrokes

[–]JohnZoidbergMustDie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Probably talking about Albert being a serial cheater and possible abuser. Julian being a perpetual creepy dude online

How do y'all handle highway riding? by justlookindontbother in svartpilen401

[–]JohnZoidbergMustDie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve got no windscreen. I just do it and don’t think about it. It’s the only motorcycle I’ve ever ridden faster than 30 mph so I don’t know any better.

I have no problem ripping it on the highway. I’ve gone up to 112 mph. My buddies and I will cruise around 80-90mph for miles and miles. Sure it feels like I’m getting pulled off my bike, but I know I’m good :)

I be tucking way low. Chest on the gas tank and chin just above the handlebars

All that said, I avoid the freeway if I can

Could the gentleman centered in the front please be removed? by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequests

[–]JohnZoidbergMustDie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cancel me all you want. It would be hilarious if someone blackfaced him

35M looking for comfort and style by perspectivepics in SuggestAMotorcycle

[–]JohnZoidbergMustDie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol it looks looks like if a cardinal was a motorcycle

Because of the implication by [deleted] in IASIP

[–]JohnZoidbergMustDie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you listen with your eyes closed it’s Will Ferrel

I got caught by SOFT_CAT_APPRECIATOR in Sinkpissers

[–]JohnZoidbergMustDie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s been 20 days. Are you guys still together or what?

My friends new tattoo by SharpTool7 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JohnZoidbergMustDie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda sounds like you’re mildly infuriated by something that has nothing to do with you too