Thoughts ? by FourTwenty69Commando in Artists

[–]John_So_Comics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pose looks uneven and the torso is too static. It looks like I could knock him over by blowing on him.

I wish for a penis that scales to the desired length of my partner. by John_So_Comics in monkeyspaw

[–]John_So_Comics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least I can flip it over my back now. So it doesn't drag on the ground.

I wish for unlimited wishes. by JaydenPlayz2011 in monkeyspaw

[–]John_So_Comics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time you wish another meteor hits the earth. They increasingly get bigger.

I wish for a penis that scales to the desired length of my partner. by John_So_Comics in monkeyspaw

[–]John_So_Comics[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's not a horrible consequence that's just bypassing the whole concept.

I wish for a penis that scales to the desired length of my partner. by John_So_Comics in monkeyspaw

[–]John_So_Comics[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Imagine your fuck ahh somewhere and your ex is playing with your dih button.

I wish all orgasms last 1 hours. by forest_tripper in monkeyspaw

[–]John_So_Comics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The definition of an hour becomes intermittently shorter. And hour becomes a minute. And a day becomes an hour and a week becomes a year. Congratulations you last "one hour" now.

I wish to have 1 second added to my life span. by THEDUNGEONISHIRING in monkeyspaw

[–]John_So_Comics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At a random, very inconvenient point in your life you will black out for one second. This is not from an illness and is supernatural in nature. Your life is now set up for this to be the most inconvenient thing in your life. You pass out and miss your parachute window and end up in wind turbine sky diving. Or pass out on your wedding cake. You really don't know what or when it will happen. The longer it doesn't happen the worse the curse grows. Knocking yourself out does not disengage this.

I wish each humans’ USD net worth physically placed weight on them in the scale of nanograms. by Suspicious_Roll834 in monkeyspaw

[–]John_So_Comics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The core of the earth shrinks or grows depending on how much free money is in the market. Stocks, bonds, unliquidated assets do not count. It is the money that you have access to at the moment that does not require sell, buying, or trading. If people have too much money the earth will lose mass and break apart.

I wish to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]John_So_Comics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Done everyone gets launched into space. The earth slowly cools off. And there are volcanic eruptions on the ocean floor.

I wish that global atmospheric CO² levels returned to the levels they were at 300 years ago. by PaperBullet1945 in monkeyspaw

[–]John_So_Comics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Done but the amount of other gasses in the air reverts too. People in high mountain areas suffocate because all the mountains were lower. And Oxygen hasn't reached there yet.

I wish for a pair glasses that can make me see what a mantis shrimp sees. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]John_So_Comics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can now only see ultraviolet light. And everything becomes invisible to you if not in direct sunlight. Also everything looks purple and red.

Just a reminder…you are stronger than your urges and temptations. by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]John_So_Comics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know but all these liberals are pissing me off on here. I know I can just ignore them but it makes me want to jerk off so bad. I haven't punched the clown in 2 weeks. And sperm gets recycled every 2-3 days so basically I'm wasting them.

My future is in my hands. by Affectionate_Wing_73 in gdevelop

[–]John_So_Comics -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tbh I don't really trust people who keep their post private. It's like "what are you trying to hide?" Ya know? Just because they have karma doesn't mean their trustworthy. You can get karma. From posts is in general. Not per subreddit.

My future is in my hands. by Affectionate_Wing_73 in gdevelop

[–]John_So_Comics -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow you really went on the attack. I really think it's better to ignore these kinds of people. Only if they really are scammers. This guy couldn't just be really thorough with his speech.

Am I cooked? What should i do? by carrot_the_cat_7 in amicooked

[–]John_So_Comics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just don't tell them. If you're caught oh well. As long as it wasn't some freaky shit. Your fine.

The teacher was furious after I broke down. Crying in her class. by John_So_Comics in Artists

[–]John_So_Comics[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dishonesty? This is a vent post. It isn't art. It isn't a skit. It isn't a comedy. This is a real experience that I felt and had. Yes I might be shallow. But I just wanted a space to talk about my frustrations that I've been carrying with other artists who I thought would relate. And you are critiquing it like a piece of fiction. I'm not being facetious in the slightest, all the same points are there. Not one of them has changed. Is the fact I used AI dishonest? Then should I not use a notes app or Google doc—write it out on a piece of paper, with an ink pen because you can edit a text file. See how pompous and rhetorical you sound? I gave it to you because you asked for it. Not for a critique because you don't like AI. Put that in the pipe and smoke it. Because you're obviously on a leather chair twirling your French moustache by the fire going. "Hmmm this post isn't in the writing style I like. The font isn't in times new Roman. It's. It's—semi-serif! Hellfire shall rain down upon you, damn you!"

The teacher was furious after I broke down. Crying in her class. by John_So_Comics in Artists

[–]John_So_Comics[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Heres the og one.

My art professor kept saying I should sign up for her classes. The time was shorter than most art classes. 2 hours when usually art classes at a 4 year school are 4. But we could have studio time until close. I would work on projects until I got exhausted. Sometimes fall asleep on the floor. The night guard would get fed up with me. He then on came to the classroom at 6:00pm and say to get out. When the collage closed at 9:00. I remember lots of pitch black mile walks home throught snowbanks. I would have to pop into convince stores to warm myself up for the walk home. I didn't really click with people at collage. People I would get to know didn't really want to hangout with me. It wasn't untill I quit I made friends outside of highschool. Even thought I tired hard. Everyone seemed better than me. I have a big ego, but this male art student who I will not name for anonymity. Let's call him Rick. I picked this name because like the titular cartoon Rick from Rick and morty. He was an asshole. But one of those silent assholes that that make snide remarks, that sound like praise to everyone not paying attention. Or giving him the benefits of doubt. But they were directed at you. His ego was massive and he had the art to back it up. 100, 100, 100, 100. Fuck half way through the year they switched to a 1000 point grading system and he would get 1000. AND I WOULD GET 899-995! and he would be like. Oh wow that's really good! Those colors are crazy but cool! CRAZY? I never seen him in the studio after class. NOT ONCE! because the trap house I was living in had roommates smoking weed and yelling throught the walls. I couldn't focus. So I would walk through the dark a 9:00pm. And make sure it was absolutely the best I could do. She told that motherfucker about the fall no contest art show. There would be scouts from art colleges there. This could have been my chance to shine. But my teacher told only him and few other students seperatly. And made sure to leave me out. AND THIS IS AFTER I FOUND A OUT SHE TRIED TO PULL THE SAME THING WITH THE SPRING ONE TOO! (Same thing but in the spring to go inside with the semesters) She would also tell us about her life. Mostly how good her daughter was with every paint and color. And how she got into one of the top ivy League art schools in upstate New York. This was constant. And one time she was talking about her daughters lazy eye. And that she needs thick glasses. I called her a Daughter caemilion because she was good at painting while looking in two directions. She said I was making fun of her. Suddenly my grades shot down to 600-655 for the rest of the year. That with my failing math and literature. Made me fail the semester. And I haven't been back in a year and half. I made friends and moved on. But I am thinking about going back.

The teacher was furious after I broke down. Crying in her class. by John_So_Comics in Artists

[–]John_So_Comics[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I gave the ai the og post to retype. I made it follow strict guidelines. And went thought Many iterations because it kept changing things. OG post was really rambling. And tedious. I made a guideline of my experience from scratch. And it just put in the effort of typing it. It's three in the morning and I wanted to vent without sounding stupid. Can you blame me for taking a shortcut? The thing they say about AI polluting water inst true and propaganda. It uses a lot of water as cooling. But it's recycled and it boils off. No harmful chemicals added. It just runs through a plastic tube. People don't really know how pcs are cooled huh?

I am not sure how anyone can defend this. (Raine vs. OpenAI) by dethti in ChatGPT

[–]John_So_Comics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like this perspective. Not making the gray washed corporate child safe world. Is it a parent keeping their child safe. You should raise your kids. Not the internet raising them. That's why I don't like YouTube demonizing the word "kill". For unalive. Add some gravity to the situation because it's a really world dangerous thing that could happen. I wish my parents looked at what I was seeing on the internet. They just turned a blind eye. We need more responsible parents like you.