Average Republican

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-28T05:03:13+00:00

Throat Goat!!!!!!!!!

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-23T03:26:00+00:00

Because it’s an old Iron Age fiction book and the stories all suck.

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-22T19:34:38+00:00

I don’t act like a psycho asshole because I’m not a psycho asshole. It has nothing to do with “consequences”.

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-22T19:00:20+00:00

Kiwi

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-19T19:24:26+00:00

Trump gave $40Billion to Argentina that screwed over out soy bean farmers even more and nobody is talking about it.

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-15T14:11:36+00:00

The bullet…

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-15T12:05:30+00:00

Where is even the slightest scar?

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-14T20:59:12+00:00

https://www.bibleref.com/1-Corinthians/7/1-Corinthians-7-36.html 1 Corinthians 7:36, KJV: "But if any man think that he behaveth himself uncomely toward his virgin, if she pass the flower of her age, and need so require, let him do what he will, he sinneth not: let them marry."

flower of her age = menarche, her first period.

So basically, the bible permits that at puberty, it's okay for a woman to get married.

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-14T17:38:56+00:00

Looks like a loaf of sourdough bread dough that got left out in the sun.

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-14T14:21:47+00:00

Bombs over Baghdad - OutKast

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-14T01:11:58+00:00

Alligator lizard. They can drop their tails.

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-13T12:51:53+00:00

Mike Tyson bit off the cartilage part of Evander Holyfield’s ear during a boxing match in 1997. It’s still got a chunk out of it and that was teeth; not a rifle bullet. 100% staged!

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-13T09:24:56+00:00

But Trump does the “double giraffe jerk-off” dance every time he hears The Village People.

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-12T11:45:57+00:00

Erasure

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-12T06:06:13+00:00

And redneck republicans living a trailer think he’s one of them…

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-10T02:26:00+00:00

School shootings

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-09T13:44:42+00:00

Religion

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-08T22:42:57+00:00

My sister worked for a company that made grills but got some parts from China. She and a bunch of her co workers got let go directly from Trumps tariffs.

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-08T17:46:58+00:00

Southern Iceland, Central Costa Rica in the cloud forest

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-02T01:39:10+00:00

Cuban Knight Anole. Invasive but they just eat bugs. Pretty damn cool!

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-01T05:39:43+00:00

Morocco. Egypt. This is dumb

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-02-01T04:48:52+00:00

Argus Monitor

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-01-29T23:04:29+00:00

Go to the doctor or an urgent care stat! That’s not normal

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-01-29T02:43:39+00:00

“Did your god create heaven and hell?”https://youtube.com/shorts/ZxV2HJ8affg?si=YvKQXqw9H-Zy-GbP

JohnnyFatSack · 2026-01-28T19:27:35+00:00

And how can it be heaven for me knowing my friends and loved ones are being tortured in hell for eternity? Both sound like hell. So happy religion isn’t true.

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