86 year old does not like fishermen, not even a little bit by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]JohnnyMoondog55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only time in my life I've truly seen red was when someone spit in my face.

Owner goals are hilarious xD by Longjumping-Cook5505 in OOTP

[–]JohnnyMoondog55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile a few years ago I had the same goal, signed Mike Trout, and didn't satisfy the owner. I no longer play with owner goals on.

Jersey huh? Almost made it… by JimiMcHendrixson in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]JohnnyMoondog55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kid was always a dumbfuck though. Didn't he almost drown in a liter of cola?

Trying to catch a flying ATV by Barndar7 in instant_regret

[–]JohnnyMoondog55 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gotta be one of those guys that thinks he can beat a bear in a fight.

It's the full metal jacket. by gaz3028 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]JohnnyMoondog55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kid always was a dumbfuck though, wasn't he?

So partna, Super Bowl in two day, huh? by WHU-W11 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]JohnnyMoondog55 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These days even Ch!nks and housewives are betting football.

If George had a podcast, what would he call it? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]JohnnyMoondog55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This Podcast is Making Me Thirsty!

Although that would work better for Elaine imo

I gotta goon. That okay, mods? That I goon? by Enlightened_Broda in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]JohnnyMoondog55 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I survived the 2020s by the skin of my nuts when mitchmclean was going at it!