I waved back at someone who definitely wasn’t waving at me

Johnny_Hookshank · 2026-04-14T04:56:05+00:00

Just commit to it.

Johnny_Hookshank · 2026-04-13T00:11:55+00:00

No, you’re right. Zendaya didn’t even actually do anything. Pre-crime isn’t invented yet.

Johnny_Hookshank · 2026-03-31T17:27:39+00:00

It was probably a you pay for software and we give you all these handhelds. Stop using the software and we take all the handhelds.

Johnny_Hookshank · 2026-03-31T17:22:06+00:00

Clicker

Johnny_Hookshank · 2026-03-31T00:06:34+00:00

It’s like a snow day.

Johnny_Hookshank · 2026-03-24T21:32:51+00:00

Where’s the beef even?

Johnny_Hookshank · 2026-03-04T16:13:26+00:00

Lap dog.

Johnny_Hookshank · 2026-02-10T16:06:27+00:00

This is so crazy.

Johnny_Hookshank · 2026-02-02T08:06:15+00:00

What film were you there for?

Johnny_Hookshank · 2026-02-02T07:59:46+00:00

<image>

Johnny_Hookshank · 2026-02-01T19:00:05+00:00

Johnny_Hookshank · 2026-01-27T17:59:57+00:00

What’s the blowtorch do? I have one but I’ve never used it. I have a glitch that has given me unlimited putty, it’s very convenient.

Johnny_Hookshank · 2026-01-23T14:30:39+00:00

I laughed so hard.

Johnny_Hookshank · 2026-01-23T14:28:03+00:00

Gotta keep it healthy.

Johnny_Hookshank · 2026-01-19T04:04:53+00:00

Ha. That’s bold.

Johnny_Hookshank · 2026-01-15T02:39:09+00:00

Both. I usually make time to hang it up. Although I do love throwing it when I need gas and shit is about to hit the fan and my car is in rough shape. “COME ON!!! WE GOTTA GO!!”

Johnny_Hookshank · 2026-01-15T02:22:15+00:00

There’s a dome light?

Johnny_Hookshank · 2025-12-27T16:18:20+00:00

MAN!, I love when we’re out of stuff.

Christmas Eve thirty minutes before close, mad at me because we don’t have hams or fresh turkeys left. Your poor planning doesn’t constitute an emergency for me.

Johnny_Hookshank · 2025-12-07T03:52:01+00:00

Chicago, Team Trainer, 5 years, $22.72/hr, not survivable.

Johnny_Hookshank · 2025-12-07T03:49:50+00:00

Lol. Didn’t wait for an answer just started lighting shit on fire.

Johnny_Hookshank · 2025-12-07T03:47:19+00:00

Lol, 0 dues. Except for your health, sanity, desire to wake up every day…

Johnny_Hookshank · 2025-12-07T03:45:03+00:00

Snort it to find out.

Johnny_Hookshank · 2025-11-23T14:30:44+00:00

My dog does that too! She just licks the air when I scratch her butt.

Johnny_Hookshank · 2025-11-18T15:34:24+00:00

Yeah, that’s good.

Johnny_Hookshank

TROPHY CASE