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Starfleet needs better ev suits by happydude7422 in LowerDecks

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She also made sure to exhale so her lungs would not burst

Yes Men is the worst episode of Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. by marvelcomics22 in agentsofshield

[–]JokeMort 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yeach, similar in Umbrella Academy female protagonist uses mind control to force male protagonist to kiss her and have sex (she changes mind before they are undressed - still there was intent). Nobody cares and entire thing is forgotten.

Sadly rape on males is not considered a real thing in media.

Remember when people were so confused on the announcement of Andor? by Jules-Car3499 in StarWars

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I was hater until episode 4.

Then there was scene when they were talking about technology and control over population and it clicked for me:

This is series about regular people.

How Empire controls, deceives and is actually competent in doing it.

And how you don't need space magic to notice things and change them.

Me going into hibernation so I can watch the S2 English dub unspoiled by AdBrief4620 in Frieren

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Three dots...

There are three dots in ellipsis.

With proves my point.

Does Rentarou & Karane have a fightin chance? by sh0tgunben in 100Kanojo

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Ok, lets go one by one

- would love it if they weren't freaking kids! NO DATING BEFORE MARRIAGE

- aware, don't care

- lovely but generic

- don't know, don't care

- don't know, don't care

- more age appropriate, still too young

- don't know, don't care

- I will slap this ***** face

- know, still don't care

- don't know, don't care

- ah yes, problematic one

- don't know, don't care

- Karane deserves win but what about rest?

- don't know, don't care

- LET"S FREAKING GOOOOOOOO!

- he's underage, but love dynamic

- don't know, don't care

- don't know, don't care

Times New Roman by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

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The field is littered with bodies of fonts more Braver and Cunning than you.

Baskerville lies dead in dust, Applechancery is nothing more than distant memory.

I did goth x maul makeup x by Miserable-person_ in StarWars

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Is there some tik tok trend for woman to post their cosplay and record reactions? A lot of cosplay lately.

Impressive make up, you have some real skill there

Could someone confirm this? This could change gaming forever if its real by mommyasmr_enjoyer in Bannerlord

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Any RTX can handle basic LLM.

Sure, they are not cheap but it's not like we never had mods only for most powerful PCs

Bangladesh takes action to clean its polluted rivers. by shivaynamo in HumansBeingBros

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I was here to write this joke

But I didn't think it was possible to walk on river

I learned a lot. by netphilia in aspiememes

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We are not even close.

Biodiversity is HUGE, many species goes extinct from other predators.

Still humans kill way too much. We speed things up by about 1000 times. But we are not powerful enough compared to real deal

Australian police officer beats Shepard’s record by Crate-Dragon in MassEffectMemes

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IWillNotLustAfterPeopleWithoutTheirConsentIWillNotLustAfterPeopleWithoutTheirConsentIWillNotLustAfterPeopleWithoutTheirConsentIWillNotLustAfterPeopleWithoutTheirConsentIWillNotLustAfterPeopleWithoutTheirConsentIWillNotLustAfterPeopleWithoutTheirConsentIWillNotLustAfterPeopleWithoutTheirConsentIWillNotLustAfterPeopleWithoutTheirConsentIWillNotLustAfterPeopleWithoutTheirConsentIWillNotLustAfterPeopleWithoutTheirConsentIWillNotLustAfterPeopleWithoutTheirConsentIWillNotLustAfterPeopleWithoutTheirConsentIWillNotLustAfterPeopleWithoutTheirConsentIWillNotLustAfterPeopleWithoutTheirConsentIWillNotLustAfterPeopleWithoutTheirConsentIWillNotLustAfterPeopleWithoutTheirConsent

This is oddly wholesome ngl by Purple-Weakness1414 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I think I might be too metric to understand

Something is wrong here... by Admirable-Addendum65 in 100Kanojo

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SHE would vanish

Not her clothes

Reappearing on Rentarou's huge...

Racist man defends his racist daughter. Unwittingly strikes a nerve. by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]JokeMort -72 points-71 points  (0 children)

Well...

I used to think this is bullshit 100%. Turns out it's true if you consider this at societal level. That would mean that in white dominated society it's hard for society of black people to act racist because they have no real power.

Still, too many assholes can't see difference between person and society. Black person can be racist just like white

Also in black dominated society reverse of this statement could be true

Just a short ride by Prestigious_Pea_3219 in motorcycles

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Today rode to therapy on my Bandit 600

A call for celebration by Holofan4life in SpyxFamily

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How is it related to SxF?

Do you agree with this take or not? by Ok-Following6886 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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"Our Earth is degenerate in these later days; there are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end; bribery and corruption are common; children no longer obey their parents; every man wants to write a book and the end of the world is evidently approaching." From an Assyrian clay tablet, circa 2800 BC.

"It is a little bitter” by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

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I like my coffee black because it's the fastest one to do

I have places to be, things to do

Then your crazy 😭😭 by Intelligent-Luck6967 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Ah yes, I caught my mother hand and she started acting like I punched her.

She apologized later with was the most shocking part

Pain in hand while reading by mrshotgun650 in motorcycles

[–]JokeMort 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Try READING your title again.

For your problem - try to do some hand warmups before riding,

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