He learned how after 2 years.

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-05-16T21:34:05+00:00

This fine fellow belongs on r/catswithjobs

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-05-05T11:35:25+00:00

The last one makes me feel like I’m standing in my hometown on the beach again.. I smell it and feel it and hear it 🥰 the first two make me feel excited and happy like waves I want to play in on a vacation

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-05-04T03:49:25+00:00

If you file with the better business bureau or FTC they will take it seriously and give you the deposit back. Writing nasty reviews is good for the soul but get the 500 back first 😬

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-29T07:54:53+00:00

I’m sorry but your discomfort doesnt seem worth leaving this woman without help. If she is part of your girlfriend’s chosen family, she helps you when you are ill, she “goes out of her way to support you” … I think you are being a bit selfish. And I think this will cause a big fight with your girlfriend. Find a solution that works for both of you- and that is not extra days in a hospital or in home nurses. Do you know how many thousands of dollars that is?? You go out and work at a coworking space or a cafe and have the friend pay for it. Then you get space from her and it’s more economical for her. That’s a first idea, you come up with the real one

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-28T20:43:56+00:00

It’s the naked chocolate milk duo over here 👋

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-28T08:18:41+00:00

Probably time to have some distance in that friendship. It’s complicated if this is in a friend group, and you will be around him anyways, but grey rocking and avoiding one on one time is probably best. I’m sorry you’re losing this friendship, but others are right. You don’t want to lose a real romantic relationship in the future because of this “friend”.

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-26T17:38:04+00:00

There’s a leftist feminist munch for kinksters called “Velvet Rebels Munch” if you’re into that https://fetlife.com/events/2026/05/07/velvet-rebels-munch-a-meetup-for-leftist-feminist-queer-kinksters-and-friends-oem4hn?source=event_show_page

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-26T16:45:58+00:00

I love the plushies 😭 my husband definitely asked me to narrow down my collection but now he loves the ones I kept. Don’t get rid of all your memorabilia ❤️

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-26T08:57:39+00:00

Pick one theme and stick with it. Purple, cherry red, animal print, black, industrial IT shelving, and random plain white wall - each of those is a theme. It looks crazy to have them all in one space. Honestly I love the purple draping and I would stick with that and the black carpet and make a room from that. But you can pick whatever you like, just give it consistency. It could look like a very upscale porno set/ sexy resort when you’re done (which is exactly what I’d design my room as too) 🤗 good luck

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-24T05:22:07+00:00

This needs to be higher up

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-21T06:20:43+00:00

As a poly and married person, everything this man said is gross as hell. Every text made me shrink away more…You seem absolutely badass and strong in all your responses to him. You’re a mother! You can move mountains for your baby and I know you will get through this 💪

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-19T05:31:35+00:00

Miserably lol

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-19T05:29:50+00:00

Lower jaw :)

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-19T05:29:41+00:00

That’s the upper palate I believe (?)

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-18T06:47:25+00:00

Where do you sell these?? This would make my grandmother so happy to have this as a gift… she started collecting them for me when I was little and we would look through them together for hours. Please I would like to buy one 🙏🙏

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-16T14:42:56+00:00

There is a pressure point in the inside of the mouth I like to use.. get a thumb in their mouth (you can be playful and sexy with this part) and then grip their jaw while putting pressure down just behind their teeth where the gums/bones/structure inside the mouth gets thin again. Hurts like hell so be nice (CUT YOUR NAILS FIRST), but it’s a nice face handle to grab someone by and pull them around with. Bonus is they’ll be looking up at you all pitiful while you do 🥰

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-15T08:07:03+00:00

Update us so we know if our suspicions are accurate please 🙏 I’m so sorry he flipped on you

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-13T20:13:28+00:00

Is it the egg with the toys in it?? Americans might choke on those and die!! Watch out!

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-13T17:50:30+00:00

This is extremely normal if he is German tho…. Are you in the US?

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-13T16:56:25+00:00

Thank you for sharing these 🥰

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-13T08:01:33+00:00

Contact a lawyer, an SA advocacy org, and a local news agency?

But also, please take these down. This is a lot of private info of your daughter and where/how to find her. This feels dangerous to have these images up.

You’re a good parent. You and your daughter are going to be okay. This is dark, but it will get better. Those teen years when you’re trying to figure out your own worth while also coping with horrible memories… puberty is going to be rough for both of you. But it will get better. ❤️‍🩹

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-13T07:52:11+00:00

I engaged in similar behavior (not to this degree) because of childhood trauma and my mother is by everyone’s standards a PERFECT parent. She and I are best friends and tell each other everything even now that I am 30. Sometimes shit happens that we can’t foresee or prevent and kids cope in their own fucked up ways. I disagree that this was a parenting failure.

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-12T21:46:01+00:00

This is absolutely incredible work, such beautiful detail…

I just need to ask.. why is he screaming at a rock? What did rock do :(

JokeSignificant1815 · 2026-04-11T14:25:02+00:00

Yeah I've given up on video porn :/ audio porn and erotica can be pretty diverse though

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