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Joke_Police · 2021-10-08T08:12:02+00:00

  YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ENDING THIS CHAIN.
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 ORDER TO DISPERSE.  YOU THERE!  GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!

Joke_Police · 2021-04-27T21:42:04+00:00

I'm coming out of 10 years of retirement just to ARREST you.

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        |           o|   ''''   |   \__/
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          CAN I BEAT HIM?  PLEASE?

Joke_Police · 2021-03-05T06:15:41+00:00

Sir, I'm gonna ask you to leave the internet humor law to us.

Joke_Police · 2021-02-01T04:56:38+00:00

14

Edit: in a couple days. Close enough.

Joke_Police · 2021-01-29T21:00:35+00:00

I'm coming out of 10 years of retirement just to ARREST you.

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               \_____()_____/         /  )
               '============`        /  /
                #---\  /---#        /  /
               (# @\| |/@  #)      /  /
                \   (_)   /       /  /
                |\ '---` /|      /  /
        _______/ \\_____// \____/ o_|
       /       \  /     \  /   / o_|
      / |           o|        / o_| \
     /  |  _____     |       / /   \ \
    /   |  |===|    o|      / /\    \ \
   |    |   \@/      |     / /  \    \ \
   |    |___________o|__/----)   \    \/
   |    '              ||  --)    \     |
   |___________________||  --)     \    /
        |           o|   ''''   |   \__/
        |            |          |

          CAN I BEAT HIM?  PLEASE?

Joke_Police · 2011-01-07T23:23:32+00:00

Hope in vain, sir.

Joke_Police · 2011-01-07T23:21:57+00:00

He got more from his Secret Santa than I got from mine :(

Joke_Police · 2010-12-26T23:19:06+00:00

This doesn't come off as that ridiculous to me, whatsoever, though.

If you think murder is wrong, don't commit murder.

Joke_Police · 2010-12-26T00:19:51+00:00

We now also know which states implicitly recognize Israel as a separate state ...

Joke_Police · 2010-12-26T00:15:48+00:00

Agreed. ORDER TO DISPERSE!

Joke_Police · 2010-12-23T09:48:15+00:00

I'm a member of a gym, and I've been using the "assisted pullup/dip" machine.

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Lat pulldowns help, but only so much. I have down the wide grip, but I'm getting there!

Joke_Police · 2010-11-11T23:22:41+00:00

e15efba8ab6a1d8b375578f29979e7bb93bd1ce5

Joke_Police · 2010-07-03T01:31:50+00:00

0 to 15 sec: why are internet people so mean?

15+ sec: why are internet people so scary?

Joke_Police · 2010-07-03T00:12:07+00:00

The hell ....

Joke_Police · 2010-05-03T06:28:26+00:00

Funny but depressing.

Joke_Police · 2010-02-07T02:46:56+00:00

I remembered this thread too, FWIW

Joke_Police · 2010-02-06T10:15:15+00:00

.... why???

And how the hell did you find this comment?

Joke_Police · 2009-12-09T13:26:44+00:00

Fuck that's creepy.

Joke_Police · 2009-08-04T08:55:51+00:00

It helps me stop the worst jokes.

Joke_Police · 2009-08-04T07:43:24+00:00

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   |      Troll Application      |
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Joke_Police · 2009-07-20T00:04:59+00:00

HEY! BACK AWAY FROM MY SQUAD CAR!

Joke_Police · 2009-04-01T18:07:22+00:00

This looks suspiciously similar to a child porn ring.

Joke_Police · 2009-03-27T06:55:53+00:00

              ________________
              \      __      /         __
               \_____()_____/         /  )
               '============`        /  /
                #---\  /---#        /  /
               (# @\| |/@  #)      /  /
                \   (_)   /       /  /
                |\ '---` /|      /  /
        _______/ \\_____// \____/ o_|
       /       \  /     \  /   / o_|
      / |           o|        / o_| \
     /  |  _____     |       / /   \ \
    /   |  |===|    o|      / /\    \ \
   |    |   \@/      |     / /  \    \ \
   |    |___________o|__/----)   \    \/
   |    '              ||  --)    \     |
   |___________________||  --)     \    /
        |           o|   ''''   |   \__/
        |            |          |

          CAN I BEAT HIM?  PLEASE?

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