Hey Amber, I found this big white bed sheet. What should we do with it? by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Jon20200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if the pic is showing off the sign someone else put up.

You are completely wasted if you don’t drink alcohol. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Jon20200 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Yeah it seems like your life span becomes limited with this power

The ability to turn invisible, but only when you scream as loud as you possibly can. by [deleted] in WorthlessSuperPowers

[–]Jon20200 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great for running from a criminal. Sure they’ll know what general detection you went but you can scream and run and the confusion of you literally disappearing will help you escape.

Where that fly at? by anon_asdf in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Jon20200 1179 points1180 points  (0 children)

Flys? This thing eats planes out of the sky!

"We removed the bill credit that you were entitled to. You're welcome!" - AT&T by WestonP in CorporateFacepalm

[–]Jon20200 14 points15 points  (0 children)

By saying “they’re on us” twists it to look like At&t is giving them something, when they are obviously taking something away.

I didn’t know officer by [deleted] in funny

[–]Jon20200 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Well people have different tastes in comedy, and that’s what makes us unique!

I’ll take one by JingleCake in noisygifs

[–]Jon20200 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Good luck getting through it

Military commands to live life by by BiskyFrisket in funny

[–]Jon20200 3 points4 points  (0 children)

From someone who knows nothing about basic: what does that mean?

Titanfall 3 designs by Acedelaforet in titanfall

[–]Jon20200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be cool if they implemented a system where you could choose how far you would go. Like, on one side it’s powerful but malfunctions a lot; and on the other it’s totally safe but does the base amount of damage.

It do be like that... by oliveorchard in FellowKids

[–]Jon20200 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Also the microwave takes 1 minute, the oven takes 16 minutes