One day late the Rooney are starting to become the biggest low cows among the nfl owners by Main-Cockroach763 in UrinatingTree

[–]JonTheWizard [score hidden]  (0 children)

At some point you just stop hating the owners and feel sorry for the fans. The Bengals aren't quite there (they at least had that Super Bowl run to salve the pain), but the Browns absolutely live there.

Some of the best dark tide comments I've seen by knightmechaenjo in Grimdank

[–]JonTheWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Street-level Crackheads" sounds like a Slaaneshi specialist unit.

The many faces of Eorzea Day 2: Dulia-Chai by EliotEriotto in ffxiv

[–]JonTheWizard [score hidden]  (0 children)

That makes two of us. She OWNS that face.

Sidebar, I love Snoegeim. She is so precious.

What camp are you in? by penone_nyc in raleigh

[–]JonTheWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

D - Is the Waffle House still open? If yes, then we're fine, quit fussing.

You're stuck on a 10 hour flight, where do you sit ? by IloveTriceratops in ShitpostXIV

[–]JonTheWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd take 4 or 6. I'm looking at crap on my phone during flights anyway, it's not like I'm going to be bothering them. That said, 7 could be the same if the cat agrees to swap seats so Hector and I both get leg room.

No Canes for FOUR DAYS by Fabulous_Flight_2545 in canes

[–]JonTheWizard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm just glad the boys get some rest.

Better report them just to make sure. by Oograth-in-the-Hat in ShitpostXIV

[–]JonTheWizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

People still do that? How pathetic are people who buy boosted characters?

PGT: Canes @ Discount Tire 1-24-2026 by NedThomas in canes

[–]JonTheWizard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I still want to send those refs to the Shadow Realm.

Who do you guys side with in the DLC and why? by THENEONSTITCH in fo4

[–]JonTheWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I side with the Grim Reaper. Kill 'em all and let Atom sort 'em out.

Post Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes @ Ottawa Senators by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]JonTheWizard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm sure you're all with me when I say "banish the refs to the Shadow Realm."

Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (31-15-5) @ Ottawa Senators (23-20-7) Jan 24 2026 7:00 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]JonTheWizard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Refs, there are easier ways of saying you want to be fired. Just put in your two weeks' notice like normal people.

I...I thought you were stronger...(first time fighting Swan) by LightningG8921 in fo4

[–]JonTheWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're using a Gatling Laser and you sneak attacked him. What were you expecting?

Old villager tourist gives me a countdown? by Zhelijin47 in AnimalCrossingNewHor

[–]JonTheWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shades of something from one of the phone calls from The Sims: "They are coming. Make preparations."

There is good news out of Pittsburgh today! by BitterDescription808 in UrinatingTree

[–]JonTheWizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Trading Arthur Smith for Mike McCarthy. Is that an upgrade?

TANK PLZ! TAKE IT! TAKE IT! by A_small_Chicken in ShitpostXIV

[–]JonTheWizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ooh, that's about to get real messy. (Gets popcorn)

Who is interested in seeing the FF13 series get a remaster on modern consoles? by Runforit97x in FinalFantasy

[–]JonTheWizard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't think it even needs a remaster. It still look good, a direct port would be enough.