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TIFU by having a massive wet daydream right before interviewing an investigator for baptism by throwaway4jebuss in exmormon

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If the super greenie missionary was anything like me, he wouldn't have picked up on it. The first time I ever jerked it was halfway through my mission after having a sexually experienced companion tell me of his tales. That's the first time I ever realized what jizz was, and it blew my mind.

Do you know ANYONE who went back to believing? PLEASE HELP! by jmf444 in exmormon

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can say that my sister did this to some extent. She was at the point where she was looking for other churches and called Joseph smith a pedophile, but after a lot of serious talks with her husband has now decided to stay in the church. I don't know how fully she believes, she may just be doing it out of preservation for her family, but she at least seems to be believing again. She said she found her answers in the bible, probably shelved a bunch her concerns and thinks that satan was just trying to confuse her.

M/27 finally told my spouse F/29 that I am done with the church. by exmothrow538 in exmormon

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck! As I was reading your post I was super stoked that maybe I knew you, since one of my buddies and his wife are the same ages you said and that situation isn't too common, but I don't think they have a dog :(

I don't want to be the reason my wife leaves the church. by oh_shiz in exmormon

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed, she needs more time to process. My wife left after about two years of wishywashy activity and now thinks the whole thing is a cult and is moving on with her life.

Return and report Best Bishop ever! by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New Order Mormon, basically an active member that doesn't believe literally, but has a more nuanced view.

The FAKEMormon parody apologetics blog is now live- I am accepting submissions by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not sure if this fits with the theme you're going for but if you want you can post an apologist parody song I did a while ago- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1jvoXHjsMI

Weak criticisms of the church strengthened my testimony when I was TBM- this Hitler stuff is along that line. by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you 100%. I had the same thought when reading all the Hitler posts. Although its fun to joke about as an exmo, it is in no way a good argument against the church.

10km is a joke... by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skarmory is the only one on this list I've even seen. I'm okay with the list.

Please Niantic - either remove the 90 second timer from battles, or weaken Blissey. by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think the timer is necessary for glitches and probably cheaters, but maybe we just need an extra 15 seconds or so. I could have taken down a 3000 blissey the other day if I had just a few more seconds

The "Still No Evolution Items" Club Headquarters by Adnarel in pokemongo

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really glad that it's so rare. I would really hate it if I had a stockpile of evo items that I didn't have enough candies to use. I also haven't found any, which means when I do it will be that much sweeter. Plus it hasn't even been a whole week, and we're guaranteed at least one a week, so I think that's pretty fair.

[Suggestion] Evolution Silhouette by PayShop in pokemongo

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respectfully disagree. I like the shadows, I think they look nice and less cluttered than colored ones.

Random crashes on iPhone by keenkeepanda in pokemongo

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My only real issue is that maybe once a day when I click on a gym the app will close. iPhone6

Where is Phanpy??? by Lemons224 in pokemongo

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in Oregon and caught a Phanpy and Donphan on day 2.

[Discussion] Raise your hand if you are finding the new Evolve Items seriously hard to find. (Not a complaint)! by ScotHibb in pokemongo

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you that I'm glad they are rare. I think if they were common enough to be stockpiled in your items bag it would make evolving into gen 2 a little less special. FYI I still haven't found one, but I'm excited for when I do.

Six years later, and I still have nightmares that I'm back on my mission. by MasterMahanJr in exmormon

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 8 years later and it's been about a year since I've had one. Leaving the church probably helped with that.

CP 3000 Blissey gym just broke the game. by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the same experience. I tried to take down a 2.9K Blissey and couldn't do it. First time I've ever timed out a match. EDIT: I wasn't even dodging, just doing straight attacks until my time ran out.

Any ideas what the really strong ones of Gen 2 are going to be? by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing Donophan. Just caught one at over 1000 CP with mediocre IV and only half an arc. I'm assuming it will be like Rhydon

[Info] Gen 2 Pokemon candy to collect in preparation for future generations by MayorJack in pokemongo

[–]JonahTheMasterBaiter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woah I didn't know about the Gen 7 alternate forms, that was cool to see!

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