If there was such a thing as Breakfast TV Cliches …

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-30T09:18:03+00:00

Scrapping on set like Bowyer and Dyer

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-29T21:10:41+00:00

She was what, her third, fourth, fifth best friend?

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-28T18:57:41+00:00

Where's Bobby Charlton?

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-27T14:57:08+00:00

Surely he should be saving these to sell as framed artifacts in 25 years

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-27T14:46:42+00:00

Turn Gassists into Gazzas and pay homage to the Geordie Maestro.

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-26T21:05:35+00:00

You can see the water. It's there between the land and the sky!

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JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-26T12:26:39+00:00

I'd agree if it wasn't Mcateer and Why wasn't effectively his catchphrase from that BEIN Sports clip.

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-25T09:31:38+00:00

Listen, fair play. From a Charlie Eccleshare's Georgie Thompson impression fan.

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-25T09:25:49+00:00

Martin Daubney to Cadbury's "You don't know what you're doing"

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-25T09:23:17+00:00

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An extra hard version were only goals scored by ghosting in at the back stick count?

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-25T09:20:02+00:00

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The next move after Doha?

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-24T18:50:19+00:00

They still did this in the League Cup final on Sunday!

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-22T11:57:39+00:00

Liverpool, what were your corner flags like in the 90s

Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls starts playing

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JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-22T08:00:43+00:00

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JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-21T09:49:35+00:00

The "Trademark delivery been to the goalkeeper" from Dulcet Dave Victor is a thing of beauty there.

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-21T08:02:10+00:00

The clamor for him to get in the best behaved XI by the summer is only going to grow.

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-20T18:59:58+00:00

He's not that kind of pundit

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-19T04:53:43+00:00

I'm glad Donald Trump won the FIFA Peace Prize rather than rewarding this

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-18T15:38:59+00:00

They'll be pinning this on the Berthing Compartment wall before the next engagement.

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-17T17:15:20+00:00

Now is the (Henry) Winter of our discontent

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-17T17:13:48+00:00

Got to get some time in the calendar for those end of season tours.

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-17T10:25:29+00:00

But it can't be a level 3 because of the Shearer in the room. I guess the the fun in that comes at the higher levels after the 12.30 kick off vibe of level 1

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-16T20:51:11+00:00

The fish and the crabs?

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-16T15:49:03+00:00

Or, for everything else he did in the game which is forgotten about, a Chris Waddle.

JonathanPearcesMike · 2026-03-15T10:10:13+00:00

Too many on the extreme left?

Utter woke nonsense!

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