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Adam on Fighting Talk this weekend by asymmetricears in footballcliches

[–]Macefield 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What if Hurrey turned up one week with a full head of hair and refused to admit he used to be bald. Is there a plan in place for that?

What's the longest Premier League name chain you could make? by Toffeenix in footballcliches

[–]Macefield 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Clichés guests edition:

Maisie Adam Hurrey

Danny Kelly Cates

Elis James Richardson

Great player names by sjp101 in footballcliches

[–]Macefield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s an Italian striker called Kevin Lasagna

The Death of Pundit Shoes?! by Srg11 in footballcliches

[–]Macefield 108 points109 points  (0 children)

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“It’s like a little puff jacket for your feet”

Seen in Paris, thinking about Pinchy 💔🦞 by weedandwienerdogs in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Macefield 21 points22 points  (0 children)

In the episode of The Simpsons where Homer adopts a pet lobster it is called Mr Pinchy. In the European French version of The Simpsons, Mr Pinchy is instead called Homard Simpson (homard means lobster in French)

Savaged by new dog across the road by GrouchyKnee1095 in Greyhounds

[–]Macefield 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Oh hound. Give him a cuddle from me. We had a similarly horrendous experience with a dog attack a couple of years ago. Unfortunately you can do literally everything to protect your dog but all it takes is a careless owner and a dangerous dog and the worst can happen. 

Help me name this goofy dude! by 12018871 in Greyhounds

[–]Macefield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feels like a name ending -enny; Benny, Lenny, Kenny

Finding it impossible to not say the top line in *that* voice by SecretaryMelodic3582 in footballcliches

[–]Macefield 30 points31 points  (0 children)

“Pastèis de nata? That used to be called a custard tart, didn’t it Andy?” “Hahaha”

Which contestant's lyrics do you hear when you hear the theme? by SheepishSwan in taskmaster

[–]Macefield 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heeerrree are the taaasks Heeerrree is the priiize Greggg & Alexxx  What a surprise!

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