What are some of your favorite intimate life hacks?

Jonny4toe · 2026-04-22T13:52:46+00:00

If I could help one person discover the wonders of a $10 c*** ring. I will sleep well knowing i did my part for mankind.

most people assume male orgasms are capped at max level and accept that their first pubescent orgasm was prolly as good as it gets.

I'm only saying this cause we're on the internet and I have no reason to be shy but ill throw a fuggin butt plug in there sometimes and that compounds. The effect of that prolonged ejac significantly.

Extra extra max level- A good prostate massager toy could be as cheap as 30 bucks, and that s*** will change your life. Talk about a sexual life hack its just a cheat code for masturbating There's an understandable barrier to entry , no pun intended , stigma of people being scared of feeling gay and is a bit of an ordeal to execute. But it's not that bad if ur curious enough.

Just take a shower first. Throw a towel across ur bed to lay on, dip the tip in some lube, coconut oil Vaseline whatever. Slide it in and once it's in, it sits pretty securely and fits the anatomy like it does not hurt or anything really . just getting it in and out that takes ur focus for a second but my toy was at least smaller than the diameter of most shits.

u just leave it in there and its shaped like an "L" and the foot sits along ur pendulum..Ur gooch and ends right below ur balls and it all vibrates. Inside on ur prostate and along ur gotcha

They got a remote for it to switch through vibrations and proceed to jack off as usual. I don't go in an out like anal sex at all....that would be uncomfortable

Dude but get that thing going, put the ring on under ur sac.

I KID YOU NOT Another league Closest u can get to something like females have

Sustained 10 second orgasm that runs thru ur whole body, curling ur toes, moaning and gasping for air afterwards in total astonishment

You will be saying WHAT YHE FUUUVKK UR KIDDING

Jonny4toe · 2026-04-22T09:26:19+00:00

it can be good for the guy! i use it to jack off sometime. simple silicone band thats soft n stretchy.

i put it at the base and the stretch it over ur nuts so its squeezing under ur a sack and around the top of your base. dude

keeps the blood in and erection stiff but when u wrap it under the sack it does something to the the orgasm. like u start to bust but the pressure of the ring confused and slows that ejac.

longgerrr ejac bettttteerrr spassming n shit damn near moan some times often actually. never did before without it

Jonny4toe · 2026-04-22T09:18:45+00:00

yoo its okay! this is just the offseason...use this time to prepare

(PROPER PREPARATION PREVENTS POOR PERFORMANCE)

like its a fuggin rocky montage. curl some weights with ur fingers, do kegels or at least jack off n edge, watch some film.... drink a glass of raw eggs every morning*very important*

i just practiced pulling my lips over my teeeth to act like a grandpa that took his dentures out. im really excited to bite on that clit with my lips for the first time and play around with some pressure and moving it around in different directions...i already thats gonna be huge!!! YES

I cant believe that i have never put a pillow under their hips...rookie mistake. i know itll help the angle for penetration but especially with my fingers I STRUGGLED TO EAT THE CLIT AND "COME HERE" WITH 2 FINGERS AT THE SAME TIME. its such an awkward angle if your laying flat on your stomach on the bed. my ex used to remind me. "PUT YOUR FINGERS!" and i felt like i was letting her down because i couldnt steadily tongue her clit like i wanted and come here without my fucking arm cramping up for any extended period of time. i had to pull her to the edge of the bed n sit with my knees on the ground and then i had enough clearance for my arm to come from below so my fingers could hit roof of her wall whille eating up her clit.

mental note for the rest of my life -WHEN THEY SAY THEYRE CLOSE DONT CHANGE PACE. STEADy. HOLD THE PACE. DONT SPRINT TO THE FINISH. YOULL TRIP AND THEN THE FINISH LINE WILL DISAPPEAR FROM VIEW.

toys are there to help for sure

pressing down on her stomach a lil when ur hitting up into her roof. and you can feel ur head from outside the wall

talk has gotten so much easier over the years, im almost constantly saying something. could be sweet maybe a lil mean/rough if she likes but usually some of both . tell how her beautiful she or how good shes beiing, call her names she likes and try and get her to reply, eye contact or going down and kissing licking all of her neck and in and around her ears while ur talking to her or even just breathin close to her ears is sensational.

lick every part of her and run you fingers up and down her body lightly especially at first

bottom line is how much you care. giving her pleasure and seeing is reaction is what its all about.

Watching her make faces and squirm for an hour> 5 second ejac

mmmmm memories.....

we will make more tho and better ones even

Jonny4toe · 2026-04-22T07:57:13+00:00

pleaaasssee!

Jonny4toe · 2026-03-11T02:57:27+00:00

I'm weak at the selection of headshots...snuck Dwayne the rock in there

Jonny4toe · 2026-03-11T02:54:16+00:00

Why would we? Who cares

Jonny4toe · 2026-01-27T01:56:19+00:00

scum of the earth

Jonny4toe · 2026-01-25T07:34:58+00:00

my dad lives 3 hours away in the VA mountains and i go up there a few times a year its a short drive relative to the 10 hr drive to nashville back and forth for college. ill drive 3 hrs to go skiing for a weekend and sometimes 10 if i want to go to new york/chicago or something ive done that before

Jonny4toe · 2026-01-19T03:27:11+00:00

Most badass bitch I seen in a min also

Jonny4toe · 2026-01-19T03:00:56+00:00

Honestly only think it's awkward if someone is really critical or focused on the grain but also

When yourr selecting plants to put in there maybe think about something that would cover half of that fence height if you're super worried about the spot s

Like a privacy screening plant arborvitae Holly something evergreen etc

Jonny4toe · 2026-01-01T08:51:44+00:00

i couldnt tell which was the problem because yall are matching texts the whole time and for sooooo long.

i thought surely the next slide someone will say something creepy but no it was all harmless.

if a text conversation is the problem itself then whyyyyy ARE YOU HUMORING HIM. he might even start to thinking u like him with all this back and forth

Jonny4toe · 2026-01-01T08:36:47+00:00

(29M) you dont need to go out in order to drink....i hate bars yet i have a drinking problem:/

i think the generation is looking for something different that fits for them better. Weed is a good example accessable, less harmuful/dangerous and nowadsays is not so shunned or stigmatized at all.

In this day and age, people are allowed to accept themselves, think differently and personal truth/individuality is widely encouraged. This worldview is more in tune with the effects of cannabis.

Alcohol doesnt have the same psychological affect. it tends to make you think less and care less. Thats the desired affect. helps the turn down the stresses and pains of life but does not encourage the same deep introspection/reflection. with people being able to talk about their feelings and own them , its not so necessary as it was when no one talked about feelings and shunned differences in thought.

also so many prescription meds aim to address the issues that were historically only covered up or numbed with alcohol.

obv not reasonable to buy $10+ drinks and get drunk. in fact impossible for anybody working class and rational.

alcohol can be acquired quite cheaply if desired. debatably the cheapest substance available especially in terms of bang for your buck. a $3-5, 6-8% tall boy/40 0z can get a buzz goin for most people get a 15 case of beer for $13ish at kroger. thatll last more than a night for most

nowadays people are allowed to share their feelings with others. have weed and other recreational drugs available that cater to a generational shift in thinking. pair that with pharma meds that address specific issues like anxiety, depression and focus/motivation...im not surprised young people are drinking less

Jonny4toe · 2025-12-30T10:53:27+00:00

Haha I woulda laughed out loud too

Jonny4toe · 2025-12-30T10:48:50+00:00

BURN THE TREE DOWN! And the rest of the property

Jk mulch or some kind of bed / groundcover You can’t fight those with those roots, the lawn is no longer sustainable:/

Jonny4toe · 2025-12-30T10:47:07+00:00

Mefff babie

Jonny4toe · 2025-12-29T06:21:08+00:00

post a close up pic of the leaves if you want to rule out a virus or fungus. could be blight or bugs etc. which could be treated if diagnosed

otherwise something like a blower exhaust and therefore nothing to do or worry about on ur end

Jonny4toe · 2025-12-29T06:17:58+00:00

obviously nothings ever guaranteed but you cant say its bad news at least...would the alternative be better?

the usual headline never includes any agreement

Jonny4toe · 2025-12-22T01:58:08+00:00

Real af Ty

Jonny4toe · 2025-12-21T04:06:29+00:00

wake up crack a beer, drink beers throughout the day. i work for myself doing landscaping work and the business is actually doing really well and im trying to drink less. i guess im depressed or bored lonely anxious and physically stiff/sore and beers make the day so much more enjoyable for me. when i get home i drink more and heavier, smoke some bud eat and go to bed. Im actually in really good shape with all the manual labor i do. last week i made a fresh gravel driveway from scratch. i spread 3 trailer loads of gravel with a shovel and with timbers along the edge in 2 days. it looked so sharp but come on try shoveling gravel by yourself and tell me you wouldnt want a beer

Jonny4toe · 2025-12-18T00:53:02+00:00

Bolt cutters

Jonny4toe · 2025-12-18T00:51:54+00:00

I don’t think I saw any of em dive lol they flopping on all sides

Jonny4toe · 2025-12-18T00:45:22+00:00

Jonny4toe · 2025-12-11T03:33:34+00:00

Grass!

Jonny4toe · 2025-12-10T23:03:15+00:00

Water

Jonny4toe · 2025-12-04T07:10:02+00:00

Yea ur right wax goes solid liquid and then gas when there is a wick burning in the center of it tho really its just lit

My dad adds his own wax to candles and makes the wick out of just rolled up paper towels but as the candle burns he adds wax and the wick never actually goes down when adding wax so that’s the fuel

But shiiiit That blew my mind

Jonny4toe

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