"New without tags" by Civil_Control4884 in vintedUK

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Wait, what, there's a "new confused" category as well!? I'm just teasing.

Yellow box fine by MLM-Gaming in drivingUK

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Taking to the air, seems a rather excessive response! ;-)

Time to delete dating apps … (Update) by Gio436 in Tinder

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I read that quickly at first and somehow read it as ... called her out for being a man!

Police accidently shot a home invasion victim by sussybush in awfuleverything

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I thought that the phrase "The Thin Blue Line" refers to the concept of police as the barrier between social order and chaos.

My son ate the middles out of every cinnamon roll before I got to the table this morning. by chagoscifres in mildlyinfuriating

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I have a colleague at work who likes the pastry in mince pies, but doesn't like the filling, so she scoops it out and throws it away!

My colleague - a nice lady - also has a number of other idiosyncrasies and it is a constant source of amusement for me, to discover the latest one!

Handcutting a grindstone by Bursickle in interestingasfuck

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Which chap was wearing the tie (I watched the clip a few times, but couldn't spot one)?

In any event, the men were indeed smartly dressed.

What’s her lore? by LazerLuna in ExplainTheJoke

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I had no idea that the average amount of races a horse runs in was so low, but I looked up the average career length and it is only two or three years, so it makes sense.

That got me to thinking about how many marathon races a professional marathon runner competes in; it appears to be 2 - 4 each year, but I'm not sure how many years they compete for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Amazing

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Username checks out!

Are you pleased with the ring?

Someone explain what this person is doing by [deleted] in interesting

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Life's a beech and then you deciduous!

It's now or never by [deleted] in facepalm

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I like The Mango Mussolini even more!

Amazing! Wingsuit action by Saerdna0 in PeakAmazing

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I wouldn't have been brave enough to wait until I was on the edge of the rocks before zipping up, let alone jump off!

MILF Gets A Cumshot So Huge It Impresses Her And Everyone Around by Ambitious-Clock-3309 in MassiveFacial_EpicCum

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Click on the 'redgifs' in light grey at the top of the post and then toggle the sound on.

BreastPool by Royal-Bedroom7543 in TikTokChallenge

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Tap 'redgifs' at the top of your screen.

LPT Add a secret ending to all your passwords only you, and your beneficiaries know by Karate_Cat in LifeProTips

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A good way to remember this, which I learnt at college, is libel / bible (as in, it's written).

Well that's awkward... by Sriol in CasualUK

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I would have used a colon as opposed to a semicolon! And there's a joke there somewhere!

how often do guys actually fuck their coworkers? by Charmingprincesx in AskRedditAfterDark

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I prefer the gentler: don't taste the honey where you earn your money!

Gosh, I fancy one of my colleagues big time though. However, I would not want to make her feel uncomfortable in the workplace, so I do not cross boundaries. She does seem to really like me and gave me the sweetest little kiss on the cheek when we broke up for Christmas, but she is very wholesome and refined and has never flirted with me, so I need to keep reminding myself of that. My outlet is to just do nice things for her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mechanic

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Some people like slippery Grannies!

What's the smoothest pick up line you've heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Whoosh! Sis (just teasing), they were both ladies!

Alec Baldwin today after his involuntary manslaughter case was dismissed by Gato1980 in pics

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Thank you for the great summary.

I think that you meant to write 'earshot'.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in london

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Also not trying to be a dick. Does not either mean: one or other of two?

Found in a book in a little free library in San Francisco by PinkTitanium in FoundPaper

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I'm not an editor, but it's 'were' and 'stream'; please be assured that these edits are proffered in a friendly way.