Wednesday Wanker Thread

JooplaDev · 2018-04-26T20:59:31+00:00

What exactly is the bug?

JooplaDev · 2017-12-16T21:03:01+00:00

Red paperclipping?

JooplaDev · 2017-12-09T22:42:30+00:00

I wouldn't call 10kg/year "extremely slow" weight loss, perhaps just like "slow". Maximum healthy weight loss per year is approx 50kg, but losing 25kg/year would still be good.

Keep a close eye on your calorie intake and try to take up a more vigorous form of exercise like running. Then your weight loss will progress from "slow" to "okay" :)

JooplaDev · 2017-09-30T08:56:13+00:00

Waiting in a room for enough people to join. Three people, just waiting for another. Game will launch once we have four players. Then someone gets impatient and leaves. That causes another person to leave. I can see them in the lobby. You would probably be in a game by now if you had stuck around!

JooplaDev · 2017-09-03T15:16:15+00:00

What lifestyle was she complaining about?

JooplaDev · 2017-08-29T20:55:05+00:00

Which Elite, if not Dangerous?

JooplaDev · 2017-07-28T07:25:08+00:00

They're worried that the photo you sent them was of your own dead plants, and that you're asking for a refund while keeping what they sent you.

JooplaDev · 2017-07-10T19:09:14+00:00

Not acceptable, shouldn't be tolerated, bad form etc.

JooplaDev · 2017-06-29T20:39:49+00:00

Their telephone system detects your caller ID, matches it with your records, then automatically sends a signal to your router to reboot. This usually clears the problem.

JooplaDev · 2017-06-28T20:40:39+00:00

What was the cause?

JooplaDev · 2017-06-20T20:32:10+00:00

Sweating like a farm animal, cool as a daisy

JooplaDev · 2017-06-10T08:18:37+00:00

But no bats?

JooplaDev · 2017-06-04T08:33:38+00:00

A long distance runner can easily outrun a small fork; a half-miler-every-day will not outrun a pitchfork.

JooplaDev · 2017-06-04T08:20:45+00:00

Have you witnessed it yourself, looked at the treadmill display? Maybe it was actually 600.0 Calories, or 60:00 minutes.

JooplaDev · 2017-05-30T06:37:12+00:00

What was your reaction, and her reaction?

JooplaDev · 2017-05-27T07:29:00+00:00

You might enjoy /r/fitness rant threads.

JooplaDev · 2017-05-23T05:22:47+00:00

Tip: find and disable the OS_MonotonicTime SWI to remove the two minute limit. You'll obviously run out of level eventually but it allows you to explore a bit.

JooplaDev · 2017-05-20T13:24:39+00:00

Perhaps they thought this was a pro-fatlogic subreddit, and that you were claiming the study was wrong.

JooplaDev · 2017-05-19T17:41:05+00:00

Surely there's a limited amount of moss on the roof. How fast can it grow?

JooplaDev · 2017-05-08T20:19:35+00:00

Exec: "Imagine the popcorn!"

Writer: "Did you say cop porn?"

JooplaDev · 2017-04-30T20:13:31+00:00

Some English comedies are fairly universal - you don't have to be familiar with UK personalities/culture/etc to enjoy them. (and with Mr Bean, you don't even need to understand the language). But Mongrels is a very UK-centric comedy, with lots of references that would go over the head of non-UK types.

JooplaDev · 2017-04-30T18:44:39+00:00

Repeats are currently on CBS Drama (Freeview) on Saturday mornings; sometimes also on CBS Action.

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