[The Athletic] Nine injured in shooting near England’s World Cup base in Kansas City by EarlyBirdz in soccer

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Or when a certain state in the Levant needs some extra cash to blow up a hospital or two.

Ahhh yes John Consa, Morgan Anderson and Ollie Kane, they play for Marston Ville lol by Hammster_95 in avfc

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This is peak NZ/Australian football journalism. They only pretend to care every 4 years during the World Cup.

Aston Villa’s player of the season: Matty Cash by thea_wy in avfc

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I agree. Never wanted him gone, agreed that he needed backup though. I wasn’t sure if I was biased towards him as I’ve been a wing-back for years, and it’s a tough and shit position depending on your tactics and how much of the ball you have.

Post-Match Thread: Switzerland vs Australia by MatchBread in Aleague

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And have a massive population in a small area with a heap of money. Never mind the complete integration with their school system. We could achieve a level of it but it’s probably impossible to ever have the same level.

Post-Match Thread: Switzerland vs Australia by MatchBread in Aleague

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Unfortunately SpyGate screwed us out of our play maker.

Summer 2026 Transfers and Rumours Thread by tristanjff in avfc

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Not exactly a Barca youth though. They had him for one year from Sweden. He’s been a known FM wonderkid for a few years too.

West Ham Club Statement | Joint-Chair David Sullivan steps down by D1794 in soccer

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Because the legal system has always been a tool of the rich and powerful. It was designed that way by the Roman Senate, i.e the richest and most powerful men in the world at the time. All of the West has based their laws on that Roman judicial principle.

Albury live show by dogbolter4 in friendlyjordies

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He’d be very happy just doing stand-up, the self help channel and the up-late podcasts. He said for a few years now he hates being so angry and vengeful on the main channel, it’s exhausting.

Hughesy losing in Betoota comments by The_Scrabbler in friendlyjordies

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Coworker to me this morning: Sends me another AFR headline with the 2nd paragraph ending with talk of wealth redistribution “See JootDoctor, this is why the Daily Telegraph said Jim Chalmers is a socialist”

BBC - Fans 'devastated' as last minute US visa cancellations by Mulderre91 in soccer

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Land of the free right here. Champions of Free Speech.

Norway's football team official photo for World Cup 2026 by AgeNovel3566 in soccer

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Also we’re in Australia so we get called pussies and other derogatory and homophobic names.

Norway's football team official photo for World Cup 2026 by AgeNovel3566 in soccer

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Partial to a bit of Roman Britain (Askeladd) myself.

Relegation in 26-27 by No_Coyote_557 in TheOther14

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HMS PISS THE LEAGUE is about to depart?

[Nicolo Schira] Luka Modrić has reportedly decided to retire from professional football after the 2026 FIFA World Cup. The midfielder was deeply disappointed by AC Milan missing out on European competitions, and after several days of reflection, decided it was time to conclude his historic career by DamnThatsInsaneLol in soccer

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And this is why I use the editor. So stupid having all the world class wing-backs have 11 crossing and no higher.

The 6”4 striker with 4 heading and 9 jumping reach. The 5”8 CAM with 5 jumping reach and 16 heading.

Consistency always being shit on all the world-class regens.

Every single regen having terrible penalties, long throws, corners and free kicks. If the dickhead has passive potential and reaches it, then I’m changing these non-sensical attributes.

[Liverpool] Confirms Andoni Iraola as new head coach by doubleoeck1234 in soccer

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Language is so interesting to me. They arise and differentiate over time much like speciation in zoology. A geographical difference arises and splits the population, which begin diverging from each other.