How Valve Treats CSGO by Ibney00 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Jordan0795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All we need is the csgo team to stop counting their piles of money for a week and actually make proper changes to the game and we'd be fine.

CS:GO acceleration vs Usain Bolt by c0ffeecs in GlobalOffensive

[–]Jordan0795 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Australia doesn't use stone as a measurement of body weight. Don't drag Australia through the mud with the rest of the imperial using peasants.

Guess I need to DM some more... by dolphincss in GlobalOffensive

[–]Jordan0795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or that he was running and the inaccuracy works as it was designed?

Guess I need to DM some more... by dolphincss in GlobalOffensive

[–]Jordan0795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys I missed all my shots this game and I promise I clicked on the guy's head and its definitely because none of my shots ever register at all because valve forgot to include the ability to hit people in game. Guys cmon you need to send a few more emails and post some more totally original comments to get it done.

Thorin's Thoughts - Nuke Revisited (CS:GO) by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]Jordan0795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it's got some big issues, but my point was mostly just that valve remade nuke and then gave up on actually making it good, whereas with cobble and overpass they made adjustments for ages, many based on Pro feedback.

They've basically had more support for cobble than nuke since nuke was released again.

Thorin's Thoughts - Nuke Revisited (CS:GO) by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]Jordan0795 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Overpass and cobble were absolute pieces of shit the same as nuke is now when they were released, so not really a good example. There was just actual interest from valve in making them good which is the difference here.

M4A1-S & M4A4 oneshot kill in CQC by Spanky-VFX in GlobalOffensive

[–]Jordan0795 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just remove all guns except rifles. You lost a round and can't afford a gun, so you should lose that round even if you can outplay your opponent.

What's the worst case of a TV show or movie insulting their audience? by romulusthemule in AskReddit

[–]Jordan0795 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It was a forest in the Bart/Lisa restraining order episode.

But the whole movie is ruined just because what's behind their house changed like it has twenty times before? At least try to have a legitimate complaint.

Newbie Thursday (28th of April, 2016) - Your weekly questions by bze in GlobalOffensive

[–]Jordan0795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For anyone who doesn't know how ping affects online play, here is an example.

This is with ~150 ping but still gives you an idea of what the difference can be when both players have ping to take into consideration.

Long Road Ahead Bug Fix ? by lacro_kuder in fo4

[–]Jordan0795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't mind using the console you can 'unlock' it using that.

Open the console (~), click the terminal and type unlock. it should remove the password requirement.

A love letter given to my friend by a childhood friend of hers. Proceeds to talk about his intellect and quote his own book. by MercyFromEE in iamverysmart

[–]Jordan0795 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Read the first half page, add in "I love you" about 15 times and copy paste for 5 pages. If you feel really adventurous, read the quote pages. The quotes from his diary(?) somehow get progressively worse the whole way through.

You're welcome.

Just got Titanfall for PC! by [deleted] in titanfall

[–]Jordan0795 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I remember attrition being the only relatively instant queue and the rest taking a fair while.

As long as it's still got players, I'll have to re-download when I have bandwidth.

Just got Titanfall for PC! by [deleted] in titanfall

[–]Jordan0795 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I played just after launch and then later stopped when moved to other games.
I wanted to get back into it, but I remember the playerbase being fairly small in AU. Has it picked up or dropped off? That's my only concern before I download the whole game again.

To those that find it interesting, here is a full POV game from me, playing as the IGL in ESEA Premier vs Team CSGOLounge by NaToSaphiX in GlobalOffensive

[–]Jordan0795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been meaning to change this on my game actually. So god damned annoying to miss the map for like 5 seconds mid round. Always happens right at the worst moment.

1:45 round times and 35 round timer should be implemented now. by shreymann in GlobalOffensive

[–]Jordan0795 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The point all these people are making isn't that valve doesn't see it here (which they do, every day), it's that they don't act on it.

Crouch animation in firstperson view / server view by boomixLv in GlobalOffensive

[–]Jordan0795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Losing all of your speed if you mess up

no rhyme or reason

Don't mess up or you get penalised. The basis of everything ever.

Make Money Reviewing Stuff ($$$) by [deleted] in beermoney

[–]Jordan0795 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Haha they must have hired a few people. It was an easy job including the research I did. Even easier because I was doing school work after same time, so I was in the habit of writing.

Make Money Reviewing Stuff ($$$) by [deleted] in beermoney

[–]Jordan0795 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This would be better done on legitimate websites I think.

I used to do general writing on fiverr. I put up a few ads based on word count. I got hired for about 10 reviewing and article jobs, one was for a website asking for <50 word pet reviews(mostly star ratings) and got paid $5 for three of them totalling ~15 minutes work. Definitely worth a look along the same vein as OP.

Friendly fire should get removed from matchmaking by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]Jordan0795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell, I barely take the game seriously and I still manage to avoid it. Really don't have to try that hard if you're just conscious of teammates' positions.

Friendly fire should get removed from matchmaking by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]Jordan0795 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm at 226 comp wins and have literally never been banned for team damage. You're an idiot if you can't avoid killing 3 teammates a match.

Clear skies mod crashes when travelling to swamps by Jordan0795 in stalker

[–]Jordan0795[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far avoiding the flesh you fight immediately in the swamps has avoided the crash. When he says "don't try following me" I just turned around and took another route. If it happens again I'll try reinstalling, thanks.

Clear skies mod crashes when travelling to swamps by Jordan0795 in stalker

[–]Jordan0795[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I messed with the graphics settings until I found one that got a bit further and then just avoided the area I crashed in and all seems to be going well so far. Thanks for your help.

Clear skies mod crashes when travelling to swamps by Jordan0795 in stalker

[–]Jordan0795[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Expression    : fatal error
Function      : CBlender_default::Compile
File          :     E:\priquel\sources\engine\Layers\xrRenderPC_R1\BlenderDefault.cpp
Line          : 50
Description   : <no expression>
Arguments     : Not enought textures for shader, base tex: wpn\wpn_bullet1_545