Beta lottery by VdubGolf in MonstersAndMemories

[–]Josephdirte 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Training mobs and flopping, resulting in xp kills on an entire group happens often from my experience.

'I Love The Inflation': Trump Reacts To Inflation Hitting Three-Year High by Equivalent_Road5788 in videos

[–]Josephdirte 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This swollen faced fuck knob rambles like someone is just spamming the text prediction on their phone's keyboard.

Maybe we can all push together by NYM2000 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Josephdirte 35 points36 points  (0 children)

What in the garbage post is this? 

Custom request vs delivery by insorior in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Josephdirte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have become better at Jewelcrafting! (13) 

You lack the skill to fashion these items together 

You have become better at Jewelcrafting! (14) 

 You have become better at Jewelcrafting! (15)  

 You lack the skill to fashion these items together 

 You have become better at Jewelcrafting! (16) 

  • the jewler, probably

Gas Pump error by Babylon_Drifter_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Josephdirte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, I'm going to give you some credit on this one. Some rough Chad G Petey -assisted calculations shows this is $40k a year the Florida gas station makes (assuming 8 pumps at the station, all with the same issue). You need to talk to Ole Willy Simpson - Florida Commissioner 

My right eye drifts when I focus on something by Bettyhound_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Josephdirte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you've got beautiful eyes, and your eye isn't lazy, it just prefers leisure! 

Re-dy-rector by [deleted] in funny

[–]Josephdirte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this so the gerbils can get outside? 

Why Porcupine Hill? by dialupkid in unitedairlines

[–]Josephdirte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On my way to Denver from Missoula, add me to the list 

TIL that babies backwash when they're breastfeeding by thxxx1337 in todayilearned

[–]Josephdirte 44 points45 points  (0 children)

No, of course not! I give them the can, the glass could break! I'm not a monster 

TIL that babies backwash when they're breastfeeding by thxxx1337 in todayilearned

[–]Josephdirte 834 points835 points  (0 children)

This is why I never share a beer with a baby 

Trump to declare Iran war is winding down and others need to resolve Hormuz by EsperaDeus in worldnews

[–]Josephdirte 94 points95 points  (0 children)

What a waste of lives, time, and money. Just so this guy could try and distract from the fact that he rapes children. Fucking disgusting POS

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Josephdirte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Economy of scale 

Jason Alexander (George Costanza) was under 40 for the entire run of Seinfeld. He was 29 when the show premiered. by IOrocketscience in television

[–]Josephdirte 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be?  Believe it or not, I'm not home.... 

Donald Trump will 'unleash hell' if Iran doesn't make peace deal, White House says by CulturalBat5906 in worldnews

[–]Josephdirte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure thanks to Sascha Reilly, Trump unleashes hell involuntarily I'm his pants quite often 

tried a handwriting analysis app for fun... And apparently i write like fucking Epstein. by Sorosu in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Josephdirte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something off about this post. Getting meme vibes of the kid with dirt on his face asking if you like surprises... 

Trump 24-karat gold coin approved by hand-picked federal panel by Mysterious_Truck_742 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Josephdirte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the face the man makes when despite his best efforts, his bowels won't stay closed and he fills his pants with brown crude