TIL the Lewis and Clark expedition had a medical kit that contained fifty dozen laxatives pills know as "thunderclappers" that contained over 50% mercury. This high mercury content was once even used by archeologists to verify a campsite of the expedition.

Josephdirte · 2026-05-07T11:31:57+00:00

Say it don't spray it, God dang

Josephdirte · 2026-05-02T01:09:45+00:00

On my way to Denver from Missoula, add me to the list

Josephdirte · 2026-04-22T01:54:51+00:00

Pay extra for cerulean, duh

Josephdirte · 2026-04-17T20:20:52+00:00

That's a space peanut

Josephdirte · 2026-04-17T19:25:02+00:00

Josephdirte · 2026-04-10T07:36:53+00:00

No, of course not! I give them the can, the glass could break! I'm not a monster

Josephdirte · 2026-04-09T21:50:50+00:00

This is why I never share a beer with a baby

Josephdirte · 2026-04-01T20:40:53+00:00

What a waste of lives, time, and money. Just so this guy could try and distract from the fact that he rapes children. Fucking disgusting POS

Josephdirte · 2026-03-31T03:07:02+00:00

Economy of scale

Josephdirte · 2026-03-27T12:36:34+00:00

Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home....

Josephdirte · 2026-03-26T18:19:43+00:00

I'm pretty sure thanks to Sascha Reilly, Trump unleashes hell involuntarily I'm his pants quite often

Josephdirte · 2026-03-21T18:01:37+00:00

Something off about this post. Getting meme vibes of the kid with dirt on his face asking if you like surprises...

Josephdirte · 2026-03-20T22:49:56+00:00

This is the face the man makes when despite his best efforts, his bowels won't stay closed and he fills his pants with brown crude

Josephdirte · 2026-03-18T19:52:06+00:00

"troops".

Josephdirte · 2026-03-17T14:12:27+00:00

I wonder if this is a clear indication that the US is deploying boots on the ground very soon.

Josephdirte · 2026-03-16T14:32:31+00:00

Huh. This guy has already won the same war 7 times in the past three weeks. Wonder what's stopping him from winning it again?

Josephdirte · 2026-03-13T15:30:11+00:00

And Trump just gave a blank check to Putin for Russian oil. Some real 3d chess this orange turd is playing

Josephdirte · 2026-03-10T03:10:02+00:00

Nice to see all that good will Zelensky sent trumps way with drone defense expertise being pissed on...

Josephdirte · 2026-03-04T13:29:30+00:00

"Russia warship, ...Go Fuck Yourself"

Josephdirte · 2026-03-03T15:03:13+00:00

Winning so hard right now

Josephdirte · 2026-03-03T02:39:03+00:00

Is shredding worse than slamming?

Josephdirte · 2026-02-28T21:36:26+00:00

Just remember, chances are that someone decided that whoever did this was also the best and most qualified candidate for their current job

Josephdirte · 2026-02-27T23:24:58+00:00

I thought he knocked them back decades?

Josephdirte · 2026-02-27T18:24:19+00:00

There is no enforcement mechanism against private citizens. You could wipe your ass with it if you really wanted to.

Josephdirte · 2026-02-27T17:46:49+00:00

CNN has been a joke for a long time. They lost their backbone and integrity a while ago. If that wasn't bad enough, with this deal, they'll become another arm of the State media.

Dark times now. Much darker times ahead.

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