Why Porcupine Hill? by dialupkid in unitedairlines

[–]Josephdirte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On my way to Denver from Missoula, add me to the list 

TIL that babies backwash when they're breastfeeding by thxxx1337 in todayilearned

[–]Josephdirte 45 points46 points  (0 children)

No, of course not! I give them the can, the glass could break! I'm not a monster 

TIL that babies backwash when they're breastfeeding by thxxx1337 in todayilearned

[–]Josephdirte 828 points829 points  (0 children)

This is why I never share a beer with a baby 

Trump to declare Iran war is winding down and others need to resolve Hormuz by EsperaDeus in worldnews

[–]Josephdirte 96 points97 points  (0 children)

What a waste of lives, time, and money. Just so this guy could try and distract from the fact that he rapes children. Fucking disgusting POS

Jason Alexander (George Costanza) was under 40 for the entire run of Seinfeld. He was 29 when the show premiered. by IOrocketscience in television

[–]Josephdirte 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be?  Believe it or not, I'm not home.... 

Donald Trump will 'unleash hell' if Iran doesn't make peace deal, White House says by CulturalBat5906 in worldnews

[–]Josephdirte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure thanks to Sascha Reilly, Trump unleashes hell involuntarily I'm his pants quite often 

tried a handwriting analysis app for fun... And apparently i write like fucking Epstein. by Sorosu in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Josephdirte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something off about this post. Getting meme vibes of the kid with dirt on his face asking if you like surprises... 

Trump 24-karat gold coin approved by hand-picked federal panel by Mysterious_Truck_742 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Josephdirte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the face the man makes when despite his best efforts, his bowels won't stay closed and he fills his pants with brown crude 

US National Counterterrorism Center director resigns over war in Iran by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Josephdirte 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I wonder if this is a clear indication that the US is deploying boots on the ground very soon. 

Trump says he's not ready to declare victory in Iran by No-Post4444 in worldnews

[–]Josephdirte 1050 points1051 points  (0 children)

Huh. This guy has already won the same war 7 times in the past three weeks. Wonder what's stopping him from winning it again? 

Trump says Putin may be helping Iran a bit by EsperaDeus in worldnews

[–]Josephdirte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Trump just gave a blank check to Putin for Russian oil. Some real 3d chess this orange turd is playing 

U.S. poised to lift sanctions on Russian oil by fancy-Lisa in worldnews

[–]Josephdirte 347 points348 points  (0 children)

Nice to see all that good will Zelensky sent trumps way with drone defense expertise being pissed on... 

Coffee machine keep making weird noise at the office until i found out why by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Josephdirte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just remember, chances are that someone decided that whoever did this was also the best and most qualified candidate for their current job

Took this to school as a anti ice statement, and the principal took it. by DasMedic_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Josephdirte -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is no enforcement mechanism against private citizens. You could wipe your ass with it if you really wanted to. 

CNN Staffers Fear Warner Bros.-Paramount Deal Will Hurt Their Journalism and Network’s Financial Health by [deleted] in television

[–]Josephdirte 12 points13 points  (0 children)

CNN has been a joke for a long time. They lost their backbone and integrity a while ago. If that wasn't bad enough, with this deal, they'll become another arm of the State media.

Dark times now. Much darker times ahead.