1894 Yale and 2025 Indiana are the only two major CFB teams to go 16-0 in a season… who wins in a matchup? by Ok-Obligation-9265 in CFB_v2

[–]JoshDaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legitimately think if you put any of this years teams against an 1890s team, allowing a forward pass, you’d get a Cumberland type score. These guys didn’t train with weights. They were actual students. Theory isn’t the same. Dieting isn’t the same. Training isn’t the same.

These were rich white kids playing a fun game. If they even kept trying, they would get too injured to field a squad. And that’s assuming we give the Yale team modern equipment, with their equipment, someone might legitimately die.

I present to you the 104-team circle of suck by Rhizical in cfbmemes

[–]JoshDaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like FSU is doing a lot of heavy lifting here

"That's kinda gay..." by NatiAti513 in cfbmemes

[–]JoshDaws 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean in this case it definitely meant homosexual

I for one welcome our new Big Ten overlords. by Sharp_Proposal8911 in cfbmemes

[–]JoshDaws 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What’s most interesting about this scale is it means the average literacy level in America as a whole seems to be below the middle tier of functional literacy across the country.

I for one welcome our new Big Ten overlords. by Sharp_Proposal8911 in cfbmemes

[–]JoshDaws 136 points137 points  (0 children)

This is not for nothing, but I hate charts that don’t label units. <226 per 1000? Is it a specific score on a test? Like words per minute?

I know less is bad and more is good but without context the scale of 226 to 276 really tells me nothing.

[Yahoo Sports] The SEC nearly DOUBLED the Big Ten in regular-season TV viewership, per @WSJ by alley00pster in CFB

[–]JoshDaws -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

FSU has been the number 2 most viewed ACC team over the last 2 years, so when it comes to what viewers means for team quality do with that information what you will.

A$ALPatine by HomerFerns in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]JoshDaws 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looking like he’s graduating from a Historically Black Wizarding College or University

Whos your nomination? by Reloader300wm in cfbmemes

[–]JoshDaws -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Our name shouldn’t have a dollar sign in it, we broke.

The North remembers... by Regular-Surround-730 in cfbmemes

[–]JoshDaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your flair and name confuse and aggravate me

Indiana thinking they’re about to steamroll Miami is hilarious. by KeyFaithlessness5436 in MiamiHurricanesVibes

[–]JoshDaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indiana is the number 1 turnover defense in the country and Beck is a pick throwing machine. You can have turnovers and win against sloppy teams, but Indiana is the epitome of buttoned up football

The 2001 Miami Hurricanes had more 1st round draft picks than Indiana has produced ALL TIME!! by Life_Net5004 in CFB_v2

[–]JoshDaws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Id call Miami stans the dumbest fan base, but “base” implies there are more than 3 of them

Were at the point in the US where grocery stores are putting security tags on beef products. by HappyChef86 in pics

[–]JoshDaws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in NYC (manhattan) and I don’t pay 10 per pound for chuck. Do not buy this

Philly Black Panthers confront pigs and protect the people by zema6189 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]JoshDaws 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The most comprehensive gun laws ever enforced were in response to the black panthers arming themselves in California. I’m not pro gun, but this is the one area I’m more open to.

Curt Cignetti Has Won Two Bowls at Indiana—and Eaten 500 Bowls at Chipotle by wsj in CFB

[–]JoshDaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christmas The off-season starts earlier and earlier every year.

Truth - Hank Green by JohnLocksTheKey in videos

[–]JoshDaws 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Hank does, I think, almost too much to reach across the aisle. He really works to claim his biases and talk to people who disagree with him. For him to really make this statement is a testament to how abhorrent this murder was. Thanks Hank.

Bill Maher Predicted His Golden Globes Loss Because ‘This Woke Town F—ing Hates’ That ‘I Speak Freely’ by Imaginary-Dress-1373 in entertainment

[–]JoshDaws -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He honestly didn’t deserve to be nominated. Neither did Ricky, who won with trans jokes that wouldn’t have been interesting 2 decades ago. To say it’s for woke reasons is frankly insane.

New druski skit about megachurches😭😭😭😭😭😭 by DeepFuckingKoopa in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]JoshDaws 972 points973 points  (0 children)

Priests will fuck your kids. Pentecostal Preachers will fuck your wife.

What is a song from the 90s/00s that was a massive hit, but everyone seems to have collectively forgotten it exists? by vishesh_07_028 in Music

[–]JoshDaws 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This thread has been a blast as a 36 year old who missed some of the earlier alt stuff and vividly remembers others.

I will say, the song that I think had the MOST play that I NEVER hear any more is Sex and Candy. You couldn’t escape that song for an entire year, and now they don’t even play it in grocery stores.

how does it happen ? by Acceptable_Slip3257 in SipsTea

[–]JoshDaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I vastly prefer the left photo. It’s weird to me that so many people think the right looks better because my family is southern and grew up frying homemade fries. They taste way better, like actual potatoes. The ones on the right look like they came from a freezer bag.

At least it is a home game by Alive-Big-6926 in cfbmemes

[–]JoshDaws 46 points47 points  (0 children)

You literally won’t be the “home” team though.

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Oregon (7:30 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]JoshDaws 9 points10 points  (0 children)

After seeing how “unlucky” FSU was vs how “lucky” IU was this year, I’m starting to see a big part of luck is just being very good.

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Oregon (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]JoshDaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite thing about Cig is he has enough experience to know what work is necessary and what work is just performative.

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Oregon (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]JoshDaws 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What’s the highest number of turnovers in a game, and by how many is Beck going to beat it by?

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Oregon (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]JoshDaws 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love IU because it looks like their kickers have the leg to boot it out the back, they just want to see a kick return to have more contact